combining the longest lever arm on your body with the most fragile snack you can carry
I thought this was the onion until I clicked the link
The capitalists are mocking the working class more and more openly every day.
Capitalist innovation
Should come with a spoon so you can scoop up your pulverised Pringle dust
Why it matters:
It lets you know who needs to be shoved into a locker.
Another reason why all the ankle biter dogs to go apeshit on my legs
come on, this is a bit. right?
The guy who imagined the Hulk Hogan meat shoes was an oracle.
Why would you even want an ankle holster for chips? Also the fuckers should probably lower the prices if they want more customers, those are the most expensive chips out there by a huge margin.
Reading the article was a mistake. I actually felt my brain cells dying.