I’m old enough to remember “believe science”
“No, not like that.”
They’ll just juice the “science” to say what they want. They’ve been doing it for years
Oh, I know. #n95gang
“Ey’, we’re the Centers for Disease Control. WE control the disease not you, and we don’t appreciate you muscling in on our territory. Now get outta here, before I have to teach you our meaning of waste water.”
Don’t want to cause a panic regarding the virus with a 50% fatality rate!
‘Don’t panic!´ I scream as I´m slowly strangling you to death. ´What did I just say?!´ I ask as you turn blue in the face, proving that you’re unable to rationally process danger unlike me.
Related posts?
Center for Denialist Cope
i need a drink
stay away from the white russians, apparently
me when i’m a bolshevik in the russian civil war:
Wikileaks could have a bit of fun with this
Well, it is an election year after all.
I need a drink
Don’t drink the milk!
STG I’m gonna get a water reservoir and filter for my house, and switch to only drinking rain water and grain alcohol (that I also make myself).
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