CthulhusIntern [he/him]@hexbear.net to askchapo@hexbear.netEnglish · 4 months agoWhat could happen next week that would make everyone forget about today?message-squaremessage-square29fedilinkarrow-up146arrow-down10
arrow-up146arrow-down1message-squareWhat could happen next week that would make everyone forget about today?CthulhusIntern [he/him]@hexbear.net to askchapo@hexbear.netEnglish · 4 months agomessage-square29fedilink
minus-squareRyanGosling [none/use name]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up70·4 months agoFailed assassination attempt on Biden, but he dies because a secret service agent pushes him down too hard and hits his head on the floor
minus-squareDivineChaos100 [none/use name]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up16·4 months agoHe just explodes like a balloon if you sit on it
minus-squareGrouchyGrouse [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·4 months agoA very very dry balloon.
Failed assassination attempt on Biden, but he dies because a secret service agent pushes him down too hard and hits his head on the floor
He just explodes like a balloon if you sit on it
A very very dry balloon.