Jesus christ that mouth edit, these people have fried their brains gooning lmao
They literally can’t see anything without wanting it to be porno
If that character has spoken lines, were they also “improved” into “OH YES DADDY” porn shit, too?
Reminds me of the first time I played UT2k4 and put on the sexy voice and the announcer loudly moaned “HEADSHOT” as I was blasting it from my speakers in the middle of the day.
I never turned the sound down so fast and within the minute had a knock on my door to see what I was doing.
And ironically these are some of the most Jesus-y rose-cheeked suburbanites in the world who will tell you that a tomboyish design for a woman is WAY too raunchy.
“Look, this is such a a sad and generic violation of VolCel misdemeanor codes that I’m going to let you off with a warning.”
Can we go back to the days where RPGs were all modable, and there would be a sketchy website with horny cosmetic mods for every possible orientation and preference, and nobody really talked about it?
I was just thinking about that too lol. People have done this shit forever but they used to do it with the mentality of “I’m a perverted little piglet who like smut and should be ashamed” and they would behave with the appropriate level of shame. Whereas now they think they’re fucking freedom fighters for this shit and they think being horny and sexualizing every possible female character is somehow subversive? Just orders of magnitude more annoying. I miss the days when these folks kept their perversions appropriately sequestered to their quite little corner of the internet.
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I acknowledge the correctness of what you’re saying while also responding with the suggestion that you are perhaps over intellectualizing my completely unserious desire to shame all gamers for their collective preoccupation with jiggle physics
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It’s possible for things presented in art to be sensual and sexy without it being cheap and lazy sensationalism. It’s a subjective thing, sure, but in broad strokes I can say that the “improvement” in the OP picture is cheap and lazy sensationalism.
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This fit my experience growing up to a T. I was a teenager with unsupervised internet access, so a lot of the stuff I “learned” from sex came from material that treated misogyny, slut-shaming, and violence as a given. Discovering work that portrayed sex as something that could be founded in mutual enjoyment and respect was such a watershed moment for me.
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Whereas now they think they’re fucking freedom fighters for this shit and they think being horny and sexualizing every possible female character is somehow subversive?
I don’t think gooners and the actual perverts (not people who simply like smut, but constantly sex-brained creeps) ever had shame tbh. It’s not a new thing, it’s just new mediums for them to be creeps on (internet, gaming) rather than real life. They’re no different from the age-old “creepy uncle”/“catcalling neanderthal”/“moral paragon who loses control when they see an exposed ankle” crowd.
Ah yes a green bra. So much more realistic and less “generic”
Beyond parody
wearing combat armor in a war zone is woke nonsense
What if I told you it’s empowering for the feeemale to fight in a bikini because agility bonuses or something? Don’t ask me why men characters don’t and shouldn’t do that. That’d be gay.
Don’t ask me why men characters don’t and shouldn’t do that.
TBH, there is Conan, who wears only boots and loincloth.
The Frank Frazetta version of Conan, anyway. And that guy just really liked naked and near-naked bodies in general.
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I’m actually much more open to horny fiction costumes if they’re even-handedly horny.
When it’s that shit where male characters have full plate armor and the feeeeemale with the same gear has a bikini, that’s deeply unserious.
Agreed, equal opportunity horny fiction FTW.
: “I want improved graphics.”
: “Ok here you go.”
: “VIDYA BETRAYED US RIGHT WING MEN!”
By that logic, Baldur’s gate 3 must be the most conservative game of all since it lets you play as a woman who can streak in-game, uncensored.
These people think that great art comes from being horny. In fact it comes from being a disgusting pervert
It’s difficult for me to even call the “improvement” perverted. It’s so generic. It looks like something that’d be in the background of a show scene showing a horny teenager’s room that needs to establish how horny the teenager is.
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You jest, but learning how to draw is a great way to channel repressed bisexuality.
I’m only half jesting
Frank Frazetta intensifies
less bland and generic
What is more bland and generic than treat printers printing out even more spank bank material for gooners?
Sure, it’s been improved a little…
Why does everything have to be porn to these freaks? Video games, movies, TV shows, they wanted to bring porn to fucking Lemmy
I know the are a meme, but I unironically love it so much and our site culture in general. It’s so nice to have at least one space online that isn’t yet another porn site.
It’s consooomer brain. They like porn, so everything must be porn at all times.
It’s about power over women by reducing them down to their looks & sexuality. It’s basic hierarchical chuddery. A woman’s primary purpose has to be being a sex object for men.
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There’s a lemmynsfw instance entirely dedicated to porn.
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I’m not sure tbh.
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This clown really patting himself on the back for using energy that will raze a lot of forrest land down to form gooning material. What a fucking loser
If a sweaty nerd putting bigger boobs on comic book characters via photoshop was a thing in the simpsons people would say it’s a bad bit because it’s too on the nose. But no, this is our bluecheck dumb ass reality.
The G#mer is the lowest form of Chud
Isn’t Sonja Blade in her 40s (almost 50s) in the new MKs? Cassie Cage is a full-grown woman and unless A Sonja had her when she was under 20 (ew). If anything, Sonja Blade should be older looking.
There’s been a bunch of time travel alternate universe restart shenanigans. The entire MK timeline has been reset or something.
Ya I remember they did that in 10. But that one also had Cassie, so Sonja and Johnny were aged up.
People complained about it but I actually loved how Johnny Cage developed as he became more and more of a dad. Like, they actually made a version of Johnny Cage I liked by the end of Raiden’s Era.
I didn’t finish the MKX storyline, but I thought the Cage family dynamics was a decent enough story, especially for a fighting game.
Honestly, when the only other family-related storyline we’ve gotten in the FGC is “jesus christ someone needs to break up the Mishima Zaibatsu so these mfs stop dropping each other down volcanoes”, the Cages look downright wholesome ad nontoxic in comparison
Yeah, Liu Kang’s now in the Blunder God’s position and I can’t wait to see how he fucks it up lmao
(I miss Cassie, Jacqui especially. Takeda got to come back; but none of the other Kombat Kids yet…)
They actually increased her muscle size though which is unusual. Ok boobs but look at the biceps, triceps, elbow and shoulder.
I guess a broken clock is right twice a day… that, or by the anti-woke crowd’s standards he’s actually homosexual.
Impressive, they made a NRS character design look better by comparison