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Just like a dog, Vance too fucks couches!
My dog is better than him if only because he, one, grew out of it and, two, hates the police and kept barking at a female pig when she came over and wanted us to snitch on someone
looks a lot like a kelly. i had to double take to figure out this isnt ironic
my dude really did capture the essence of these shitty conservative comics didnt he
It’s Tina Toon, Ben Garrison’s wife so naturally you’d think this insanity was a Kelly comic.
She draws cartoons and her last name is toon? That’s zany
No, she is a Toon, like Roger Rabbit style. thats her in the comic, carrying her iconic “women voters” bag
her right arm is super long which helps with cartooning
You see I’ve drawn my opponent as a stinky dog and my favored candidate as a cute puppy. Checkmate woke moralists
They’re both hideous, racist ghouls, but Walz really shit the bed to my understanding (though the majority of AmeriKKKans may or may not care). That “wehrmacht Walz” post elsewhere on Hexbear comes to mind…
Overall I just hope they both die.
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I imagine they probably did- I didn’t watch the debate (and won’t for any such politicians nowadays, listening to modern Hitlers and Goebbels debate for over an hour sounds like hell). The sheer level of mask-off-derangement from the “expansion of Isntreal” comments by Walz, even having looked it up to see the context, was worse than expected, to such a point Vance (predictably racist/etc as it has sounded like he was in the debate) genuinely may as well have sounded like a “puppy” in comparison like the comic in the post shows (though the artist definitely has all the wrong motivations).
Walz felt less polished and made more mistakes but I think Vance lost the debate with 1-2 really bad responses.
Could anything Vance said have topped this? https://hexbear.net/post/3602472?scrollToComments=false
(I’m aware MSM is trying to paint it as a “verbal slip/mistake”- but when you read the context it makes absolutely no sense for it to have been anything but deliberate)
Not morally, but the “You agreed not to fact check” was probably a bigger blunder to the American people than supporting per-emptive genocide.
Could there be anything more American, than being called out for spouting total BS though? Bald eagles probably wept at the sight.
What a shit comic. Just top to bottom utter shit. Irregardless of political leaning. This is just the boomer version of “Ah see I’ve drawn my candidate as the Chad wojack, and I’ve drawn yours as soyjack.”
An ideal political comic for the kind of boomers that actually enjoy reading Family Circus.
This seemed more like a stone toss rip-off. He has that one ableist comic about two groups and then there’s a third group with deformities. I don’t remember what the original labels were because it’s been reused so many times.
Stonetoss is an outright neo-nazi.
Yah which is why it wouldn’t surprise me if the Garrisons were copying him lol
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I am so glad women aren’t actually this dumb
My mom, a republican, almost voted for Kerry “because he had better hair.” She liked Bush, wanted Bush to win, but she viewed him as the less attractive candidate so she struggled to vote for him.
before Riker grew the beard, there was the time Lincoln grew the beard
I really need to get to the heads of people who draw these with grade A calipers.
That puppy is gonna go wild with the sofa
It takes a special level of boomer brain to see an ideal political candidate as an adorable puppy you want to take home, especially if that puppy is a gross Reddit/4chan fusion dance product.
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I’ll give Walz this. He isn’t a graveyard for charisma, or a black hole of charisma that makes everything and everyone around him less appealing. If I wasn’t a cynical commie, I probably wouldn’t even hate him. He seems normal as fuck. For the average person he’s the first political figure on a major scale that hasn’t come off like a weird alien since Obama went away. He was a good pick as far a the dems getting votes are concerned. Even the smallest modicum of relatebility makes you by far the most normal guy in this farce.
So apparently both Garrisons have some weird zoo fetish
Laugh if you must, but this is one of the least horny depictions of a woman seen in conservative media
we can all admit one of jd vance’s most appealing qualities, especially to women, is how fuckable he is. he’s a total gigachad. especially when you compare him to waltz, who is only mildly fuckable.
all the couches love him!
He’s got upholstery from different area codes
I’m waiting for Nate Silver to weigh in on the fuckability of the VP candidates
I wouldn’t be able to figure out the political stance of this comic without the name tags. Anyone could have drawn this.
