Dear Elon, I wrote you, but you still ain’t callin’

I left my cell, my pager and my home phone at the bottom

I sent two letters back in autumn, you must not’ve got 'em

There prob’ly was a problem at the post office or somethin’

Sometimes I scribble addresses too sloppy when I jot 'em

But anyways, fuck it, what’s been up, man? How’s your daughter?

My girlfriend’s pregnant too, I’m 'bout to be a father

If I have a daughter, guess what I’ma call her? I’ma name her Grimes

This person should just make an Elon tulpa

I really hope this is an Elon alt. I can handle this just being standard Elon cringe, but the idea that an actual human being has these thoughts and thinks it is acceptable to publicly display them is just too much for me.

The whole “twin flames” thing is deeply creepy. Don’t look it up and if you do cw for stalking, a complete failure to understand consent, and general wackiness.

That top image makes look like a shitty Drej.

The Drej Queen of the Drej Tank is experiencing a Drej version of “the ick” so we’re on our own.

option d: vulnerable person with a fixation. possibly recently separated from a high control group. may be harmless, but who knows.

another L for the white race

Tales from the K-hole.

Do it! Come learn about America! And especially Texas!

I think this person is suffering from a major mental health issue and making fun of them isn’t very funny ngl