Doctors have said it is safe to piss, shid, and cam in the showers now so those are no longer weird. What is the weirdest thing you’ve done in the shower?
Doctors have said it is safe to piss, shid, and cam in the showers now so those are no longer weird. What is the weirdest thing you’ve done in the shower?
Two answers:
1 ) Sex. It’s uncomfortable and not sexy at all. Completely overrated experience. Movies made it look fun. They lied. If I wanted to play slippery meat Jenga with a chance of cracking my head open I’d play with a package of hotdogs on the floor of an Amazon warehouse.
2 ) Started sweeping all the hairs stuck to the wall of the shower into a pattern while making jokes about my girlfriend being The Ring ghost
Okay maybe 3. Third one: sang the Leonard Nimoy “Bilbo Baggins” song while scrubbing between my toes.
Grouch… Baggins…feet…Hobbit Feet.
Secret is safe with us Danny. Glad you’re here.
I disagree regarding g my other comment about an apartment sized shower. Only bougie sucker’s get to have fun sexy shower times.