• EstraDoll [she/her]@hexbear.net
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    16 days ago

    My Liege, it appears that United States is about to attack Canada in a war of aggression

    This is because of President Donald Trump’s Babbling Buffoon personality trait

    • Evilsandwichman [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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      16 days ago

      America rolls a d100 wild surge presidential election every four years; only 1% chance of sudden apocalypse, good odds no? 46 rolls so far as of October 2024 and so far so good.

      Oh also there’s a 102% chance of getting the war criminal trait with a 2% margin of error but we don’t bother rolling that.