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Alaskaball [comrade/them]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.netEnglish ·
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Because we've had too much complaining about the shitposting comm not shitposting enough, today is the ordained day we shitpost our hearts out.

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Because we've had too much complaining about the shitposting comm not shitposting enough, today is the ordained day we shitpost our hearts out.

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Alaskaball [comrade/them]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.netEnglish ·
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This message has been brought to you by that one clown, who enjoys getting banned, that keeps whining about our shitposting skills.

Inspired by the cute art of the gerbil doing a dookie.

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  • SpiderFarmer [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    Love the multiple layers with you posting a banned book.

  • Gorb [they/them]@hexbear.net
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    I never stop shittin

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    • BobDole [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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      MFW I didn’t eat any fiber and I’ve been blocked up for three days

      • Robert_Kennedy_Jr [xe/xem, xey/xem]@hexbear.net
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        Kinda wish I could get a little constipation sometimes when I’m on my 3rd poop before lunch.

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    I have been searching for that post all morning because I forgot to comment on it, and now I see it’s been removed, so that explains my ~1 hour of frustration trying to find it again. Oh well. I need to be a more diligent shitposter and at least dive into the commenting trenches on these nerds.

    • Alaskaball [comrade/them]@hexbear.netOP
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      Ah sorry for that.

    • Beanis [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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      deleted by creator

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  • Thordros [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    I am literally shitting as I write this comment.

    Shit report:

    Extremely greasy. I went waaaaaaay overboard on the sesame oil with my dumplings last night—it is not fair that old men have to deal with consequences after eating slop! yells-at-cloud

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    beanis

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    love that book cover. people poop, horses poop, ducks poop, apples with a bite taken out of them poop, everybody poops.

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    :beanis-salute:

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Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who’s been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


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