Sorry comrades. Science has spoken.

  • fox [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    11 days ago

    One of the Kelloggs was a puritan freak who thought that physiological imbalance was equal to metaphysical sin, so drinking hot coffee to heat and stimulate your body was a crime before God. He also invented a machine that blasted multiple gallons per minute of yogurt up your ass, notably used by Thomas Edison and President Taft. The same guy popularized circumcision as a preventative to masturbation and dedicated the last 30 years of his life to eugenics and segregation.

    Takes all kinds.

    • Krem [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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      11 days ago

      a machine that blasted multiple gallons per minute of yogurt up your ass

      not in a sexual way, though. that would be sinful. just completely non-sexually trying to get my buddies and customers buttpregnant with giant loads of cream. for health