Do it loser, we have weird shit like Mystery of the Druids.

Oh, but you better do it quick 'cause you know piracy is just going to get harder and harder. Mmm mmm I love being arrested for copies of zeros and ones from 30 years ago.

Fucking hell, capitalism ruins everything. I was excited for the Switch 2 'till I saw it was just as overpriced as the others.

It’s just sad to see what even was once such a weird and experimental industry become yet another over invested industry.

Fuck shareholders. Fuck Capitalism. Fuck endless growth and the monitisation of fun and creativity.

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    Want to waste money anyway? Buy the old systems. You’ll definitely not regret buying an Atari Jaguar.

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    Emulation is absolutely the way to go. For the older cart-based systems especially, even full romsets barely take up any space, so you can just grab the whole thing and decide what you want to play later:

    NES - 280 MB
    SNES - 3 GB
    N64 - 12 GB
    Game Boy - 200 MB
    GBC - 675 MB
    GBA - 13 GB
    Master System - 100 MB
    Genesis - 1 GB

    When you get into the disc-based era things get more into the terabyte range, but even then it’s very much in the “cheap HDD” range:

    Saturn (US) - 80 GB
    Dreamcast (US) - 115 GB
    PS1 (NTSC) - 500 GB
    PS2 (NTSC) - 2.5 TB
    PSP (NTSC) - 500 GB
    Gamecube (NTSC) - 500 GB
    Wii - 5-6 TB (?)
    Nintendo DS - 200 GB

    Obviously, about 80% of that (conservatively) is games you wouldn’t actually ever want to play, so you can easily store every ROM you’d ever want from every system from the PS2/GCN/Xbox and before (+Wii) on a single cheap drive and run them all on a potato PC (with enhanced graphics for the more modern ones, too!).

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    No new games are allowed until everyone has beaten Super Mario Bros. Special for the NEC PC-8801.

    You’ve got the right idea. Old games through like the GC/PS2/Wii era can now run on most hardware and there is an absurd amount of incredible games to be played.

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    I just learned that modern phones can play ps1 games. Some ps2 games maybe.

    I am going to get a Bluetooth controller for my phone and just enjoy myself.

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      I really like the slide on clip controllers that make the phone factor roughly PSP/switch form.

      Also if you share the phone model I can tell you if even awesome stuff like Winlator is possible

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        A buddy of mine got the 8bitdo one and it seems like it has a really nice build quality and short of figuring out how to pair like an actual Xbox controller that might be my favorite option I have seen so far.

        I got a galaxy 22

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    Last week I started playing a rom hack of Pokémon red called purergb which has QOL improvements and bug fixes and lets you catch all 151 Pokémon without trading! I haven’t played a new release game in probably 2 years lol.

    I thought even pricing aside the switch 2 announcement was a real wet fart. I’m sure there are some people out there really excited for multiplayer bloodborne but I have never been a from software guy.

    The only exclusive that enticed me was Metroid prime 4, but even then I much prefer the 2D Metroid games (dread was incredible).

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      I actually was really impressed by the Switch 2 games coming out, the Donkey Kong game in particular showed Nintendo has really upped their game as far as character models and animation is concerned. But then they got to the pricing and I was thinking like “You guys have already killed so much good faith with your crusade against emulation. You used to be the guys that refused to stoop to greedy shit like micro transactions and DLC. You already have been super scummy with making your virtual console a subscription service and now this greedy pricing?”

      The problem, of course as always, is capitalism. The eras where Nintendo was experimental were their least profitable, the GameCube was a failure in their eyes. The first Switch did away with extras like themes and the virtual console store, and it was their most successful console in ages. Couple this with the success of the Mario Movie and now you have a lot of shitty investors wanting a piece of the pie.

      It really does feel like capitalism has killed modern gaming, with this and Sony doing shit like making overproduced Marvel tier slop like Concord it looks bleak. Monster Hunter Wilds looks great and I love Monster Hunter, but even that series has become plagued by microtransactions and advertising. The whole industry is going the way movies and music has gone. Capitalists smell a creative industry they can exploit and set to slowly carving away it’s creative soul for profit.

      The sad part is like I said, the actual games look like some of Nintendo’s best work in years, but it’s all poisoned by that greed.

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    I love playing older games. And even though they’re a lot of fun, technical issues can be frustrating sometimes.

    Right now I’m playing Divine Divinity and I’m really enjoying it. But I get random crashes occasionally, and after getting 2 crashes back-to-back I have to take a little break now. Like, I don’t want to go through the stinking sewers again for the third time. Why can’t I just skip that? catgirl-flop