Hello I am Mei Zhongguo, a wumao ordered to post pro-Chinese content on the Russian website Hexbear dot net. I will change my name to Yi Meiguo to prove my loyalty to the Trump Donald. Please send one hundred million yuan to the following WeChat account for authentication purposes
My name is Si Lili and I am good at ingratiating myself to targets, while also talented at coordination and leadership. I absolutely would not under any circumstances give the names of other spies to the enemy, even if one of them was really really smart and handsome. Please let me know if I can help.
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Hello I am Mei Zhongguo, a wumao ordered to post pro-Chinese content on the Russian website Hexbear dot net. I will change my name to Yi Meiguo to prove my loyalty to the Trump Donald. Please send one hundred million yuan to the following WeChat account for authentication purposes
My name is Zhang Wei and I am a high ranking official in the CCP and totally not some bumbling american oaf named Billy, send me a 10k check please.
Hello I am Xi Jinping, I am ready to defect to daddy USA, but I first require your bank account details for tax verification purposes
My name is Huo Hu and I am good with powder; please send $50,000 American dollars to the following P.O. box:
My name is Si Lili and I am good at ingratiating myself to targets, while also talented at coordination and leadership. I absolutely would not under any circumstances give the names of other spies to the enemy, even if one of them was really really smart and handsome. Please let me know if I can help.