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Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days ago

Gesundheit

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Gesundheit

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Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days ago
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    I tried using it against my Dad like the rookie I am:

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      Nice recovery

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        isn’t the last line 6 syllables? “Ruins” is two.

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          Depends on the accent really

          But you could also say that word ruins his Haiku

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          Depends on dialect. Many people pronounce ruins similar to ‘runes’.

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            They’re wrong, but it happens.

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            • Mac@mander.xyz
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              What are we looking at here?

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                runes

                • Mac@mander.xyz
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                  LMAO im a silly goose

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          It’s a Sokka haiku!

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            A Sokku if you will.

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          Where I’m from, we just pronounced it one syllable

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      be glad, he saved you from a lifetime of fatherly regret.

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