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  • goferking (he/him)@lemmy.sdf.org
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    11 days ago

    Is there anything the police don’t think is a deadly weapon?

    your honor my client believed he was under threat while the suspect was surrendering with his hands up because my client thought he was going to get slapped by the raised empty hands

    • Keld [he/him, any]@hexbear.net
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      I think breathing too hard at a cop is assault with a deadly weapon. Which obviously means there’s no reason to do anything but use maximum force. Nuke the cops.

      • tocopherol [any]@hexbear.net
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        “They coughed in the direction of the officer and he could have been sick or something, we find the defendent guilty of terrorism through use of biological warfare.”

        • goferking (he/him)@lemmy.sdf.org
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          the person coughed in my area while wearing a n95 mask, they were trying to infect me with that China virus I also think isn’t something to worry about