I’m a man and therefore I must never use an umbrella in the rain, because people might think I am gay /s
Today, we ask ourselves: are the straights okay? No.
You must assert dominance over your handheld devices
If you ever have to deal with someone from the manosphere who talks about all the shit they do to be “more of a man” just give them a sympathetic look and say “that’s rough. I suffer from gender dysphoria, too.” And see how they react
Lmao, teaching men to take objectively worse pictures.
Part of my transition was learning how to take better pictures that were more flattering and that’s doing the opposite of what they recommend.
Being a man is about taking shitty photos
anything other than a belt holster is gay
Yeah I strap my phone to a gun
Use your phone with both hands or just one hand (while the other jacks off your peanits)
oh you hold your phone like you want to suck its dick??? not me!!! im very comfortable in my masculinity!!!If you’re a man and even a single person thinks you look gay then your dick falls off and you have to go live in the cornfield
Made me think of this classic
Which gender is it if I drop it all the time
please i need t o know
Owl handed
Don’t be a PUSSY, eating your CEREAL with a SPOON like a WOMAN. Be a MAN and eat your frosted flakes like a BOSS by putting each flake on your COCK and flicking it into your MOUTH like a REAL ALPHA.
Fuck. I’ve been eating my cereal with chopsticks. Now I feel pretty effeminate.
I swear that men style sites used to be less obsessed with gender norms since they advocated for self care like manicure and pedicure and trying unique trends like colour blocking and pulling it off or even matching colours with your SO, the heck happened?
I assume they just made it thru all the other material
hold the phone with either 1 or 2 hands
I have been resting my phone on my penis as any man should. And now suddenly that’s wrong???
I prefer the feminine approach of holding the phone with 0 or 3 hands.
I put my axe body spray on one spritz at a time just like any other guy, fella.
Okay but what’s the feminine way to hold your phone
/srs
As far as I can tell from the outside, the feminine way is with one of those weird attachments that pop out attached to the back of the phone. Most women in my life love that shit and I don’t know if I’ve ever seen a man with one attached to his phone lol
I feel so validated
Dinosaur hands
Wow I searched “holding phone stock image” and you are correct, this is dino hands right?
There is one alternative available while still retaining femininity
