A Genie has been enslaved and bound to a lamp. They offer you three wishes. Do you free the Genie with the first wish or the last wish?
Keep in mind, you can wish for literally anything with your free wishes.
Which way Western man?
Wish 1 is undoing all systems of oppression and the genie is also freed.
I free the genie because slavery is wrong
…right after FALGSC and resurrecting LeninWish 1: I wish I had four wishes.
Wish 2: I wish I was able to see through any genie bullshit and phrase my wishes to receive what I actually want.
Wish 3: Seriously, no monkey’s paw business. I wish for you to grant wishes according to the spirit of the wish instead of the exact wording.
Wish 4: I wish for you to be free.
free everyone baby! Genie included. From legal obligations (that includes both Genie Law and capital), from the limits of our weak, pathetic bodies, and from this foul euclidean geometry
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