marx didn’t predict how great it was to do E and grow big naturals
That was Engels
engels is an abbreviation of estrogen angels
I was quite confused for a second wondering why ecstasy didn’t make my titties grow more
Marx Big Naturals?
I could’ve sworn we had an emoji
It was submitted but never added
c/emoji thread is here: https://hexbear.net/post/1275683
patient zero is here: https://xcancel.com/Pioldes/status/1709323993847631978
Marx didn’t predict Among Us memes
https://www.marxists.org/archive/marx/works/1865/04/01.htm
Your motto- De omnibus dubitandum [doubt everything]
“sus”
Marx didn’t predict AI goon caves (I’m posting this in order to be corrected by someone posting the relevant Marxist theory about AI goon caves)
I’m not a big brain reader of theory but I’d imagine his theory on alienation plays a role in that.
Marx didn’t predict the Albanian AI minister getting pregnant with treoctogenuplets
I’m still not over that Engels predicted synthetic biology, though I am struggling to find the passage (it was a very offhand remark, at least where I saw it).
Ooh please lemme know if you find it!
Marx didnt predict that in 1996 he would be depicted as the main villain in Kirby: Super Star
Fun fact, the Kirby villain’s Japanese name is Mark, and I’m not sure why but it being a spooky foreign name is definitely part of it, so to keep it spooky and foreign for an anglophone audience the localizers made it Marx.
I thought it’s because he’s a jester and they were doing a Marx brothers bit
(this is a joke quote btw)
Because cocaine was legal.
Tbf the folks who chew coca leaf do a bunch of it. Life is hard and stimulants are cool.
