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Seasonal events
- Marxmas
- Stalintine’s Day
- The October Surprise
- Solstice of Heroes
- Nine Elevelenin
we need unlockable waifus. i volunteer to be the first
Did anyone unlock you? Didn’t think so, get back in the cage
yes maam 🥺
You have a set amount of HP that constantly ticks down, and you need to post and get replies/mentions to boost it back up.
If you don’t post at least a few times a day or get any engagement, your HP will drain to zero and your account gets deleted.
The Poster Who Couldn’t Log Off
- Add a new currency linked to user’s account called Hexcoin, valued at 10RUB per Hexcoin
- Implement daily and weekly missions to earn free Hexcoin (say 20 per day). Ex, Make a post, make 20 comments, make one emoji-only comment, make a post/comment containing the daily rotating keyphrase (“Marx”, “China”, “Treatlerite”, “shut the fuck up TERF”, “Death to America”, “Isn’treal”), make a comment in one of the megas, and so on and so forth
- Gacha system implemented for emojis, you cannot use emojis you do not own. 10 Hexcoin per pull, emojis divided into tiers based on how frequently they are used
- Monthly subscription required to view or post in news mega (100 Hexcoin per month or 1500 Hexcoin per year)
- Implement an energy system where you can only post 50 comments a day, may spend Hexcoin to buy energy at a rate of 1 Hexcoin to 50 comments
Have you considered an AI assistant and we could collab with different brands and media properties to change the look and tone?
C’mon wheel of fortune!
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I told youse guys we should sell hexbear hex merchandise, you can work that in to use hex loot boxes to get more engagement
@groKKK@hexbear.net can you summarize this post for me?
AI summaries are the new hotness and without them this site will never be profitable.
Slurp two bears bears with a single hexjuice
Hexbear lootboxes
Legendary Pig Poop Balls
Hexboxes.
lootbears
I already love the 502 page just the way it is, but maybe we could add some memes and a comment section.
ftfy
Achieve-mints - robbing banks to fund the revolution
gacTha mechanic(al)s - seizing the means of production
DiaLeCtical (materialism)
Get rid of the sidebars and add in by-the-hour ongoing stats for a Blaseball-esque league tracker called Marxball that happens in the background.
Eventually we add an upbear currency system where users gain currency by interacting with the site and use that currency called Postvouchers (or PV for short) and can use it to gamble on the Marxball games, bribe moderators for Indulgences, and save up enough PVs to even buy a mod position or make a new Comm.
And then eventually, we get Varoufakis to design the site PV economy and add in skins, plubic-private partnership insurance services, and sitewide interest rates.
