He died Mar 2, 2019. Folks, we gotta stop rehashing the same billionaire deaths over again. There are so many other potential billionaire deaths we could be celebrating.
Agreed, but this tabloid was published yesterday and doesn’t mention the date of death anywhere
That’s to keep you sated. You get out there and Luigi me a news story, Parker!
Dying a week before going on trial for tax evasion is the more interesting part anyway. What other billionaire paid to have him offed before incidentally revealing their own tax dodge schemes?
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Did they get his cum in time?
What do you think caused the penis explosion?
Men would literally rather die during penis enlargement surgery than work on their oral game.
You either live your life as a big dick playa, or die trying to become one
I think Nick Mullen is right that these guys would be a lot happier if they just got into the small dick shaming kink.
i don’t even understand the mindset that thinks their life, at age 65, will be dramatically improved by getting hog enlargement.
like, try doing water colors or building models. stop focusing so much on busting.
Also, you have all the money in the world, and the best thing you can think to do with your hog is make it bigger? What about grafting on a second one? A third one? My surgeons would be sweating when they see I’ve booked a consultation. “He wants another ass cheek and goat horns this time”.
yeah, seriously. i would want a robot scorpion tail and several more legs + arms.
goat horns
baphometmaxxing
Reality is plagiarizing Felix bits again.
i think they actually referenced this same story in one of their episodes where they were talking about penis enlargement surgeries gone wrong
Did the IOF get there in time to save his cum, though?
🤣
Epic 😎
YESSS FINALLY SOME GOOD NEWS
COULDN’T HAVE DIED IN A FUNNIER WAY
I don’t think Boots Riley had this in mind
Died a massive dick trying to achieve a massive dick. Poetic.
Surgery is Hamas?
