grassy ass
No thanks, I already ate.
Still sounds more appetizing than the “food” in the Last Week Tonight segment on Olive Garden, though 🤷
To be fair, the entirety of the staff is Hispanic.
What even is this face? I agree that this is the face they make but what emotion is this suggesting?
“Ain’t I a little stinker!? I’m so kyoot!”
That face says: "All my life, everyone has told me how great my smile is, so I exaggerate it as much and as often as possible. For photos.
I’m a big honking bitch, otherwise."
“Look how cute I am! Please ignore the embarrassing and obnoxious thing I just did.”
I have mild face blindness. Is this is all the same woman or are they different?
Stephanie McMahon is the answer yous seek
Depends. Are you asking before or after WrestleMania 2000?
Ba gawd!
That energy drink has a family!
Samesies.
Scrungly Karens
“I’m just gonna scooch by you”
Cool beans! Awesomesauce!
Alternatively, saying “beep beep” like a little car horn
Alternatively, make way too big a show of it, “I am sooo sorry, but do you mind if I just squeeze behind you here, oh my goodness, I’m so embarrassed!!! Excuse me! I am just a wreck tonight, haha! How are you all enjoying the restaurant? OOH, what’s that, that looks good!?” Etc…
My grandmother’s first language was Spanish and she’d often fall back on it as default, my grandfather would say phrases such as “much grass,” and “hasty banana.”
That woman knew her dad was shitting on women. And did nothing to stop it. He was literally shitting on them.
I wish I were still capable of surprise.
Grassyass
El banyo was out of papero
yo quiero taco bell
All I learned was spanglish I think this means “¡Soy un hombre criminale! ¡Protejese su culero!” in English
The fact that this is Stephanie McMahon makes it so fucking funny
I took one trimester of Spanish in middle school, gracias
Gratzee!
Gorlami
True, you say danke to remind them that their country is rightfully Austrian
They forgot the fingers!
Are they all the same woman? I can’t tell.
Ya, Stephanie McMahon.
no, that’s Reese Withoutherspoon.
Yes, every woman is actually Reese Witherspoon
What film did that screencap come from?
Cruel Intentions
The best of many modern retellings of the old French epistolary Dangerous Liasons.
I’m thinking Buffy the vampire Slayer. Big question mark though.
Nope, in this one Sarah Michelle Gellar is a brunette!
