A man walks past a news stand every day but never buys a paper. When asked, he says he’s looking for an obituary.
When told that obituaries aren’t on the front page,“The one I’m looking for will be.”
You know shit’s bad when Americans start telling old Soviet jokes.
Trump is the oldest soviet joke in the land
Is that where it’s from?
It’s a joke as old as Stalin.
I wonder if it started as an anti-Stalin joke?
It did.
I have been a musician for decades I am setting up my sound system on my front lawn and I will be throwing a block party to celebrate his death.
Play Ding Dong The Witch is Dead and No One Mourns the Wicked
I’ll be blasting some afrobeat because it’s great to dance to but yeah. We’ve had some good fuck off songs for decades
Would world wide celebration be respectful?
When he dies nothing will change. The system that birthed him will still be here.
MAGA is cult of personality, and when he assumes room temperature, who’s left for them to impress? They loved ONLY him, and they despise literally EVERYBODY else. The knives will come out, and the backstabbing will begin. It will be glorious.
The MAGA movement may end, but American fascism will continue in another form. The contradictions of capitalism will continue on.
Agreed. AOC said this really well a few years back. I don’t remember her exact phrasing, but she said something like, “He can stay, or he can go. But either way, the conditions that led to this situation remain.”
That’s one time I wish she was wrong, but she’s not. Once they find another figurehead…
And let’s face it, there’s about a 75% chance that the next Democrat, assuming there is one, pardons everyone in the name of harmony or something.
Probably, but I’m still gonna get hammered and set something on fire. Nothing will keep me from expressing my joy on that glorious day, even if it is temporary. Besides, isn’t all joy temporary?
Yeah but another Trump will emerge eventually. Maybe not right away. Trump is a symptom, not the cause.
When he dies, he will no longer be in the way of changing that system.
Yeah but all those other people are still in the way. Every CEO and every billionaire will have to die the same day.
Don’t threaten me with a good time.
Exactly. How bad did the Dems have to fuck up twice for us to end up with this evil clown game-show host as president?
Let’s O-blige them.
Except for the millions who voted for him. He was a placeholder for their values.
We outnumber them by a LOT. They will shut up and crawl back under their slimey rocks. Or else.
Or else what? Genuinely asking you.
When we crush MAGA, and purge them from our government and our society, those who still sympathize with MAGA will learn to hide their sick predilections, or they will be ostracized like the pedophiles they are.
This is just rhetoric. Unless we all are willing to commit aggressive action, to include overtly armed protests and bringing the justice to punish the people we seek ourselves, this shit won’t happen.
All we have been doing that I’ve seen personally is people waving signs and recording from the sidelines as people get their shit kicked in.
The few times people fought back, they were executed by ICE because they were alone while no one else helped.
All you are saying is that we will continue to waggle our fingers and hope cops take our side instead of them being the racists and bigots that they all have been for centuries in the country.
We have been relatively successful in keeping organizations like the KKK and the Nazi Party fairly well suppressed, mostly by hostile public opinion than anything else. In a nation with Free Speech, that’s about as good as it gets. MAGA should join them as another socially unacceptable organization.
I love how everyone thought of the same person after seeing this post
Fuck no. I have a list.
yeah everyone does, was talking about the first guy on most people’s lists
No names…no secret service or no fly lists.
When the righteous prosper, the city rejoices; when the wicked perish, there are shouts of joy.
Proverbs 11:10
If this refers to the orange Russian cum rag, then my first action upon hearing of his demise will be to walk into the nearest pub and buy everyone a round.
Me too! The bars are going to make a killing.
Neither my wife or I drink.
But there’s a bottle in the back of the freezer just for one special occasion.
@Lushed_Lungfish @CADmonkey I’ve got a bottle of Kentucky Bourbon, bought in Kentucky for me by a family member years ago, and it’s been sitting there waiting for the day Trump goes to prison. Now it’s waiting for the day he dies on the toilet
You left out Israel
It’s hard to keep track of all the countries banking him at this point.
Well Israel is the main one
I kind of feel it’s a bit pedantic to say who is first or second, they’re all responsible and should burn.
Epstein and Ghisline were Mossad. The entire world has an arrest warrant for Netanyahu and Trump is having him at New Year’s Eve parties. Trump bypassed congress to GIVE Israel a new fleet of fighter jets and another 8 billion dollars in military aid since that meeting. Israel was doing security and set up the cameras at the Epstein properties. The former prime minister and head of Mossad frequently stayed at Epsteins house. There’s no doubt Epstein facilitated a backdoor channel between Russia, the United States and Israel but the evidence is overwhelming that Israel was in charge of this operation. Who OWNS 90% of our politicians ISRAEL
Don’t know if I even can be that disrespectful.
My bladder capacity isn’t measured in tons.
Wrong, poop capacity is measured in tons, piss in mega liters.
Unless he dies (as he should !) of public execution, not much will have changed.
We should agree right now to make the day of his death a national holiday.
Nahh thats too much, let the bastard be forgotten. Seems a more fitting punishment for a narcissist
He won’t be forgotten by his followers. If ignored they would erect their own statues like they did for Confederate generals.
The only way to combat it would be to require statues in every town that says, “Trump raped children.”
If they erect their own statues they’ll end up being tagged just like his Hollywood star.
National testicular cancer awareness day?
Rectal cancer day?
A classic Damnatio Memoriae would be as lovely as it is unattainable.
I’m hoping there’s a “piss on his grave” event wherein we can donate to causes he hates for the opportunity.
I already plan to make it a yearly holiday, bigger than Christmas or the 4th of July!
No, nothing gets named after him. NOTHING. Make it a Federal law.
Maybe we could arrange some sort of yearly effigy burning.
You know he would love that
Why on earth would anyone be respectful to people like Trump and Stephen Miller when they die and their souls are dragged to hell?
For many many decades (maybe since ever) fascists and conservatives were never respectful and many would just go ‘good riddence’ when they see a progressive pass away. Fuck em’. Also fuck the guys who claim ‘there will be retaliation’. It is like when bullies and the adults who support them don’t want victims fighting back or standing up to them will somehow only escalate the violence, or in my case they would make me look like the asshole and basically say ‘how would you like it if they did that to you?’ When they have been doing it to me countless times before I decided to talk back.
Netanyahu and Putin too. horrible old entitled disgusting white men
Lol.
I’ll be in the streets banging on pots and pans and screaming “DING DONG THE PEDO IS DEAD”.
I’ll take this parade down the street to the one dipshit in my neighborhood still rocking Trump trash in the front yard and just stand on the sidewalk celebrating while laughing and pointing at the house.
Which reminds me. I need to sign that dipshit’s address up for battered spouse pamphlets.
I got a bottle of whiskey set aside, and a friend planning a party.
The day it’s announced that Donny has passed away will be the 2nd Independence Day for America and most of the world. The 24hrs following his death will be very interesting to watch especially from the view of his cult members.
