🇺🇸🇮🇱🇮🇷🇰🇵 – Israel PM Netanyahu:
“Lemmygrad has nukes but they don’t say ‘Death to America’. Hexbear is 50 lemmygrads”.
including or not including Deprogram fans?

Deprogram is the only Lemmy community I’m banned from. It’s actually shocking how they ban a socialist before .world does.
Deprogram fans are the Charlie Kirk of ML online spaces.
I don’t need my metaphors to make sense, we’re in the era of postmodernism

I’ve always wondered why I get such bad vibes on their subreddit compared to other socialist subs
that’s a cia-funded analogy if i ever saw one
The abstract expressionism of analogies one might say.
That’s so Kafkaesque
This is the Juche of Liberation Theology, if you know what I’m saying.

Zionists would pronounce it as kHexbear.
Now announcing X-bear the everything app!

What if it was Exbear and it was just for the twinks who shed their dad bods?
There’s no H in Arabic how do you say Hexbear

حقس بير
(7aqs beer)
Idk if there is a joke going over my head here but there absolutely is an H
It’s a common zio racist talking point that Palestinians “can’t even pronounce Palestine” because its actual name is pronounced more like Falastin and “Palestine” is an anglicization of a Latin bastardization of it.
I have been enriching uranium since I joined Hexbear.
enriched mycranium
Newclear and ready to strike
30-50 feral lemmygrads

in the next 5 minutes?
while my children play?

More like 69 lemmygrads
Nobody is gonna say ‘nice’. We’ve elevated our shitposting to a higher tier of irony. Therefore:
SAD!
higher tier of irony
68 ± 1

nice.
I wish they had nukes
Because they would share them
I could use a nuke or two
Make my neighbor finally do something about that dead tree that’s going to fall down on either his house or mine

Finally, math I can understand.



















