It will never not be funny to me how right-wingers are simultaneously the biggest sexual puritans and the most shameless gooners
They vibrate in a quantum state between prude and goon.
Boots on the ground, feet on the table
Hell yeah brother

Sole crushingMan I just gotta make one of these accounts and get my bag exploiting lonely right wingers
i hate this
I’m tickled by boomer dipshits falling to this shit and being like “oh mam you are so beautiful I could kiss you, god bless you and president trump and the usa!”

Of course you are, Soros foot soldier

The jig is up
Communists claim to want to make a better world for humanity, but have they stopped to consider if humanity even deserves a better world?
Oh we obviously don’t
I’m a communist because communism will be better for woodland creatures. Love those little guys.
The game is afoot.
GIMME THE FEET BOYS
KISS THEM SOLES
I WANNA STICK MY TONGUE BETWEEN YOUR TOES
AND LICK AWAY
this is the worst use of creativity.
no notes.
you are just a coward>:(

… we’re still making fun of this…right?
AND FREE THEM SOLES
A million followers but how many of them are just fucking bots too shilling their own fetish grift

sole survivorNot even a foot guy, but like, that is awful looking, it doesn’t look like stockings, it looks like a bad photoshop job or something, like a little blurry forcefield around her feet. Has AI truly progressed this much?
Not even a foot guy, but
New tagline
Where a childhood full of leaded breakfast cereal eventually lands you.
They say lead tastes sweet so this checks out
That green top ain’t in regulations.
They’re a West Point legacy student though - so actually they’ve just been made 1st lieutenant 🤷


Ah her name is US ARMY





















