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Yet dinosaurs are never depicted with genitals. As if they didn’t procreate.
Life, uh, life finds a way
How else can you tell it’s a girl hotdog?
Alvin is wearing eyeliner like a 70/80’s rock band.
Or a couch fucking VP.
Or that lol, god this timeline sucks.
Nah that’s its chin. Handsome Squidward-lookin’ ass.
The animated actor who played that hot dog later wound up as a superhero car in this role:
Microwave bubbles is all. Nothing to gawk at.
A simple misunderstanding. He ordered a hot bitch.
Alvin is being a gentleman and not ogling her UNLIKE SOME PPL
The SNOC logo is my favorite part.
Hey that’s my aunt
Hold up…is that supposed to be Alvin from Alvin and the Chipmunks holding the tiddy dog’s hand?
In what context does this even exist?? 😄
Apparently it’s from a restaurant in Chicago.
Drugs are a hellva drug.
After all, Alvin and the band’s best work is from when they were on opiates.
I mean… gestures broadly at Chicago
“Yeah, but what if we sexualized a hotdog the other way?”
That reminds me of the ancient Egyptian fertility god, Min.
You know how fertility gods are often attractive women, think Aphrodite and the like? That was a relatively recent invention, the ancient Egyptians had a black guy with a huge erection and a “flail”:
That was a relatively recent invention
Idk man I think the paleolithic predates ancient Egypt.
Most date from the Gravettian period (26,000–21,000 years ago).[1] However, findings are not limited to this period; for example, the Venus of Hohle Fels dates back at least 35,000 years to the Aurignacian era, and the Venus of Monruz dates back about 11,000 years to the Magdalenian, and the Catalhoyuk figurine[2], 8000 years old.
That’s just a normal hotdog then lol
You’d get Sausage Party
I really don’t understand the obsession with everything cylindrical being a phallice. Like I don’t look at my fingers and think “DICKS!!!¡!” and I love taking a warm glizzy down the back of my throat…
Yeah, nevermind. I get it.
Sometimes a cigar is just a representation of your desire to kill your father and fornicate with your mother.
Cows, pigs and chickens have udders, so it should be udders.
Chickens
Udder confusion
You’ve never seen a chicken udder? How else do you think we get chicken milk?
You wouldn’t milk a chicken, would you?
I have nipples, Greg. Can you milk me?
You don’t know my life.
Chickens do not have udders.
not with that attitude.
I want breast implants on my wiener.
Look further down
rib it for pleasure
Those are all naturals
Is that the inverse of shitting dick nipples?
You are what your main ingredient is.
And a wiener.
And a bum, uh I meant bun
