“Keep the 'skeeters away from your peter.”
Excellent, but “Keep the skeeters off your Peter” has better flow.
Weird collab, but tenga makes great shit and I’d trust them with my dick and my life.
“It can be placed on a windowsill, dining room table, or living room corner, and no one will ever suspect your masturbation aid is actually a jar full of noxious chemicals.”
Oh good, I don’t have to be embarrassed when guests find my insect repellent anymore.
Well, if there’s one place you don’t want a mosquito bite…
Oh no, I needed this specific formula of insect repellent but the store only has them in stock with the toy as a package deal. Guess I’ll just have to buy them both.
now that you have the toy you totally not wanted, it would be wasteful not to use it!
We BELIEVE you!
This is the worst headline I’ve read all day.
So… I mean, is the “masturbatory aid” also some sort of ointment? Are we talking lubes here, or something a bit harder?
Or, wait! Maybe the insect repellent is like a bug zapper? The mind reels.
Flypaper?
It’s just a bug repellent in a container shaped like a masturbation aid. They’re not actually combining products.
Like a Bug Repellant Dildo.
Party poopers.
Are we sure this is not the onion? This feels like an April Fool’s joke
No bugs on your junk with Beat-Off™
It’s funny because in Japanese, we don’t have distinct sounds for ‘er’ and ‘ah’ so it ends up sounding like the special edition Ass model of Tenga.
/c/dontputyourdickinit
no one will ever suspect your masturbation aid is actually a jar full of noxious chemicals.
Oooohhh, that might explain the nonstop burn I’ve been feeling
I mean, aren’t they all jars full of noxious chemicals after awhile?
Can lube go bad? 🤔
I need to move to Japan…
I managed to get some things only released in other countries thru eBay. (Phone from India, for example.)
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