As opposed to any other 2026?
December 31, 11:59 PM, everyone watches the 2nd health bar appear
2026 BCE was a helluva year
They didn’t want you to be confused if you’re reading this article in the year 12026.
Most people won’t be able to read by 2030. Good thing we have all this amazing AI to do all of our thinking for us!
Next 2026 is supposedly going to be a banger
PS: CONSUME
cornsume
Please don’t buy crap like this, especially not as a gift.
No one needs a corncob dildo handle. They work just fine without one.
Mohels love it.
Aw shucks
Is that an auto masturbator for corn cobs?
No, the corn is for reference only. This is a dick flayer.
On the bad site there was a whole dontputyourdickinthat community.
Instructions unclear, I’m in the ER having to explain why I fell on it with a raging boner to the doctor.
Just tell them you were really corny
Consume
