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polite_cat@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day ago

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polite_cat@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day ago
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  • Hackbraten@lemmy.zip
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    Imagine you take the head off a furry costume at an event, look to see who’s inside, and it’s just two wolves stacked on top of each other.

  • rabidhamster@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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  • Fedizen@lemmy.world
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    Convention sounds like a banger.

  • Baŝto@discuss.tchncs.de
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    10 hours ago

    First time this ended as expected

  • Rivermoonwolf@lemmy.world
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    15 hours ago

    Lucky bastards

  • Tigeroovy@lemmy.ca
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    So I can expect to become very ill soon then.

    • wolfeh@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      The con crud is real.

      • Tigeroovy@lemmy.ca
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        The last one that happened near me I got sick and I didn’t even go.

        My brother in law went and brought the illness home with him.

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    God I hope all the wolves stay there instead of weirding up my ComiCon in a very wrong, B.O.-heavy way

    • HappyFrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      You want them to stay inside you? Kinky.

      • thethunderwolf@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        !commentmitosis@lemmy.dbzer0.com

        • HappyFrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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          Lol, think I lost connection and tried to post it a couple of times. Deleted the others.

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  • CorvusCornix@piefed.social
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    smacks top of head this bad boy can fit so many fucking wolves in it

    • imadethis@fedinsfw.app
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      Furry: whines softly and wags tail

      Then starts licking you or something. Just don’t make eye contact and you won’t get your leg peed on.

      • CorvusCornix@piefed.social
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        Don’t threaten me with a good time!

  • Sundray@lemmus.org
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    At a room party, specifically 😉

    • FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world
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      Coward, I’m in the show room

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        I’m in the shower room

        • rockerface🇺🇦@lemmy.cafe
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          Already top 5% of convention attendees

  • Mika@piefed.ca
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    i… inside? 😳

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    If you are a male, I can think of 3 ways this can happen.

    That class in combinatorics really pays off!

    • Eric@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      I’m trying my hardest to think of a pigeon hole principle joke

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      You’re treating the two wolves as identical, and that might not be the best approximation.

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    Doing an Eif-fur Tower.

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      deleted by creator

  • CetaceanNeeded@lemmy.world
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    Oh murr

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    …do wolves woof?

    • rockerface🇺🇦@lemmy.cafe
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      To the best of my knowledge, they awoo

    • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Kinda yes but mostly no

      (They bark, but differently than dogs)

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