#Darkbeetus
Down with the 'Beetus?
DIABIDUS!!!
One of my patients almost died from acute onset pancreatitis after eating 4 pounds of fudge in one sitting, so this could be a trick question.
So, 3.9 pounds is the safe limit
That is some dedication to finishing that fudge. Holy shit
4 lbs… Seriously how?.. I can hardly get through 1oz. It’s too much sugar.
I believe he has some substance abuse issues with alcohol. A lot of alcoholics can get some wires crossed when it comes to sugary foods.
Is that a alcoholic specific thing or a addiction general thing? Such as people with predispositions for addictive behavior?
It’s typically Alcohol specific, and usually when people are trying to quit. Alcohol and sugar utilize a similar dopamine pathway and alcohol metabolizes into sugar so it can develop into a parallel addiction and metabolic dependency.
Yeah that’s why one of my relatives had to switch to Diet Coke when starting AA
Lots of alcohol plus 4lbs of sugar, ouch.
Wouldn’t that also potentially mess up the kidneys as well?
In the long run I’m sure, but most kidney issues are a secondary symptom of cardio vascular disease and diabetes, really anything that elevates your blood pressure a bunch.
Are we talking about American candy bars or European candy bars? … because if it’s in Texas, the child is going to have instant diabetes and will probably lose both their feet … if it’s in Switzerland, they’ll probably break their fingers trying to snap that many Toblerone bars
If Bob ate 29 Toblerone bars in one setting, I think it’s safe to assume he’s just chomping off each section straight from the bar.
The tips of those toblerones will probably pierce their intestines
The math problem simply states that Bob ate the candy. Doesn’t matter if he broke his fingers in the process. He ate the candy.
Diabeetus
For any young’uns out there who don’t get the reference, the answer is, “diabeetus.”
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Not necessarily diabetes. On the short term, you only get sugar shock.
Don’t take away our nice
jokediabetes!
naw, that’s clearly John Bolton
I still see him in the shack in Antarctica claiming to be all better now.
we dont know how long it took to eat those candy bars
maybe those were eaten in 5 years
The rest are expired then
Some of them were expired when ate, even.
A long time ago I took the Army General Classification Test to help a friend who needed test subjects for some kind of psych class. Almost every arithmetic question was about cigarettes… Bob has $1.50, cigarettes cost 50 cents a pack, how many packs can Bob buy?
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€13,50 a pack here
“a long time ago”
Aren’t you a little short for a stormtrooper?
We’re fine here, everything’s fine. How are you?
Who is this? What is your operating number?
Lol, they know their audience!
I got to work with that guy on set of a show. He was super cool and down to earth. Wouldn’t stop preaching about diabetes but he was cool.
A pool of vomit at his feet.
I don’t know but his dentist will be very rich.
