https://xcancel.com/sprepuziato/status/2055738699766227421
The two images:
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Anyone saying that the judge is mogging clav is genuinely wrong.
Clav’s face is ratio-wise superior because his proportions sit much closer to ideal mathematical harmony: his 1.618 face length/width ratio aligns almost perfectly with the golden ratio, his 0.019 in left/right deviation shows extremely low asymmetry, and his facial thirds, eye spacing, nose width, philtrum, jaw, and chin measurements are almost all marked ideal, balanced, or strong, while the other face has more proportional penalties, including a failed forehead/chin ratio, failed chin/mouth ratio, short philtrum, nose mismatch, and greater asymmetry.
Judge, MOGGED.

All this shit being tied to the “golden ratio” is the prime example of how this neofascist nonsense was cultivated by reddit “i f*cking LoVE SCIENCE!!!” dorks from 2014. Like pick any other pseudoscience bullshit rather than end-of-historying your ponzi scheme worldview.
The funny thing is that these people are obsessed with every minutia and attempting to distill aesthetics down to a mathematical formula, but can’t be bothered with understanding how cameras work.
The photos you are sloppily mapping points onto for your esoteric beauty science is based on images and measurements that change wildly depending on what lens the photographer is using.
The only way you could actually apply this in a “scientific” way is if you took photos using the same camera in the same lighting conditions, at the same distance, and using the same lens.
I think a lot of today’s problems are due to how people were taught just enough about the scientific method to fuck it up completely and still be confident that they have done something that proves to themselves they have a point.
I think a lot of today’s problems are due to how people were taught just enough about the scientific method to fuck it up completely and still be confident that they have done something that proves to themselves they have a point.
It’s a cargo cult version of the scientific method where they think dressing up their nonsense in the aesthetics and jargon of scientific research gives it weight.
It’s facial recognition software but instead of identifying you for a crime it measures your skull for the golden ratio and throws you into chopped and unc jail.

Anyone saying that Paul Allen is mogging Patrick is genuinely wrong.
Patrick’s business card is ratio-wise superior because his proportions sit much closer to ideal mathematic harmony: his 1.618 paper length/width ratio aligns almost perfectly with the golden ratio, his 0.019 in left/right deviation shows extremely low asymmetry, and his word choice, text spacing, text width, Silian Rail font, bone colour, paper choice, and card measurements are almost all marked ideal, balanced, or strong, while the other business card has more proportional penalties, including a failed height/width ratio, failed thick/thin ratio, small watermark, colour mismatch, and greater asymmetry.
Paul, MOGGED.
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Judge didn’t have to go on hard drugs and deliver hammer blows to his skull and face like Clav
Judge can walk around in normal society and not be a deranged incel manosphere streamer constantly in fear of being sigh mogged on live
Judge clears by a long shot
Softmaxxing wagie cope SLOP served up fresh on MARXIST website famous for PIG SHITTING ON BALLS.
As .ml surges up the leftmog rankings, it’s going to be difficult for hexowl to keep its throne if they continue to ignore bone structure trvth nvkes (especially the atrocious forehead-chin ratio DISASTER)
“How humans ever made it past the 21st century will forever remain a mystery.” - A future scholar, probably
None of these words are in the Bible.
This is phrenology for incels.

Completely ignoring the harmful pseudoscience here and the completely different camera angles, I love how they didn’t trace the judge’s jawline very precisely and appear to deliberately inset the line like half an inch in to give him a worse score, but Clav’s jaw outline is perfectly set as far out as you could to the edge of his face.
Like if you’re gonna do this deranged phrenology shit you should at least apply the rules consistently. Reminds me of the transvestigation skull overlays that don’t match the person’s actual head at all, but they put a differently sexed skull in the photo so it has to be true.
It’s all pathetic insecurity as always

What true male perfection looks like
ideal mathematical harmony
fucking nerd! into the locker with thee!

even basic grains of ‘conventional beauty standards’ like symmetry are not actually rules, let alone esoteric maths.
and i mog everyone by the benchmark i made up
Mogg, JUDGED
This is Satire, right?
He’s a crypto goober who makes AI slop of pepe the frog. I’d wager this is sincere.















