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grumpy_cat to History Memes@piefed.socialEnglish · 2 months ago

The true embodiment of peak male performance

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The true embodiment of peak male performance

grumpy_cat to History Memes@piefed.socialEnglish · 2 months ago
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  • SurfinBird@lemmy.ca
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    Is the erection better for sprinting? Might be the secret to success.

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      That’s probably just an action pose with it flopping upwards like that alternating with each step of the sprint. The foreskin is stretched forward by the centripetal force of it slinging upwards, that’s why it sticks out

      • Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works
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        The ideal athlete with his ideal prepuce

        https://www.cirp.org/library/history/hodges2/

        • RaoulDook@lemmy.world
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          Weird!

      • RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world
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        It’s probably kynodesmē

        [NSFW]

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          I was not prepared to get flashbanged by actual dick demonstrations on Wikipedia

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            Oops. NSFW label added. Didn’t even think of that.

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              I wouldn’t have thought to add a NSFW tag either. I forget that Wikipedia can just…do that.

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      At a cruising speed of about Mach 3.2, air doesn’t behave the same way it does around slower runners. A sharp, elongated erection helps control the formation of shock waves at supersonic speeds.

      • Gust@piefed.social
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        This is the technique used in the latest glansjet engines

        • YaDownWitCPP@lemmy.world
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          Amazing how such ancient technology is still used to this day!

    • Tyrq@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      More streamlined than a flopper I reckon. Someone’s gonna have to go do a wind tunnel test

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        I reckon = erection*

    • grue@lemmy.world
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      A E R O D Y N A M I C

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    Weiner forward for added aerodynamics.

    • Left as Center@jlai.lu
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      Flapaflapaflap…

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      It’s like a windsock

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        THAT IS NOT HOW WINDSOCKS WORK

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          he’s got good a tailwind. that’s why he’s running all funny like someone’s blowing smoke up his ass.

          you ever run naked around the lake at 4AM during monsoon season? because i haven’t but i imagine it’s like that.

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        windcock

        • FreddiesLantern@leminal.space
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          Yes! Blow freely windcock!

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    Unrealistic body standards at it again

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    Gotta admire that booty

    • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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      the muppet beaker sings BOOTY BOOTY BOOTY BOOTY ROCKIN' EVERYWHERE

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    He dummy thicc

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    Roger from American Dad?

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    It’s probably kynodesmē

    For those who might be wondering.

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    deleted by creator

  • Kairos@lemmy.today
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    Nice cock

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    Damn dude those thighs lol

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