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Weiner forward for added aerodynamics.
Flapaflapaflap…
It’s like a windsock
THAT IS NOT HOW WINDSOCKS WORK
he’s got good a tailwind. that’s why he’s running all funny like someone’s blowing smoke up his ass.
you ever run naked around the lake at 4AM during monsoon season? because i haven’t but i imagine it’s like that.
windcock
Yes! Blow freely windcock!
Is the erection better for sprinting? Might be the secret to success.
That’s probably just an action pose with it flopping upwards like that alternating with each step of the sprint. The foreskin is stretched forward by the centripetal force of it slinging upwards, that’s why it sticks out
The ideal athlete with his ideal prepuce
Weird!
At a cruising speed of about Mach 3.2, air doesn’t behave the same way it does around slower runners. A sharp, elongated erection helps control the formation of shock waves at supersonic speeds.
This is the technique used in the latest glansjet engines
Amazing how such ancient technology is still used to this day!
More streamlined than a flopper I reckon. Someone’s gonna have to go do a wind tunnel test
I reckon = erection*
A E R O D Y N A M I C
Roger from American Dad?
For those who might be wondering.
Gotta admire that booty
Unrealistic body standards at it again
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He dummy thicc
Nice cock
Damn dude those thighs lol
