Is it Judd Bimtim?
the best ones are a blended heap of effete and hick-- something like Cletus, an ancient greek name that somehow managed to only belong to folk that marry their cousins. slap on a spoken middle initial and a french last name and you’re cooking.
Cleetus P. LaLongue, either a lawyer or lives in a swamp
Doug Dimmadome
owner of the dimmsdale dimmadome?
Jefferson Beauregard Sessions III
Yeah, is that elf still around? I think he might win for this contest.
Boss Hogg
Any Anglon femme names combined with this formula (Two syllable name-one syllable name)
Anna-Belle
Mary-Lynne
Cathy-Lou
belle-hooks
Walton Goggins
fallout NPC ass name
Bobson Dugnutt
Hunter Pistol Fisherman
Leeyon Trotsky
Troutsky
For me it’s a close race but I think Bartholomew “Wash” Hogwallop narrowly beats out Senator Howell Tankerbell
But what is Mr. Hogwallop’s stance on the arts funding and those lewd puppets?
I don’t know, I tried to ask him and he up and R-U-N-N-O-F-T
Grand Wizard Billy-Jean Cracker-Barrel
Unrelated but i knew i moved to a real small southern town when the local KFC advertised $20 buckets of chicken livers
William Fontaine de la Tour Dauterive?
Stetson McGun
Beauregard Davis-Lee
