Even grok knew better than to burn tokens generating some friends in those pictures.
richest MAN in the world
Is being awfully generous to that sack of shit.
He is only 55! Thats a rough 55 for having all the money in the world. I don’t mean go get plastic surgery, but you would think he would be able to take better care of himself. Man, imagine what he would look like if he was never rich? For starters no hair.
M’twenties
The present muskrat is the “good looking, money muskrat”. Without the money he would look like a goblin, as his skinsuit tries to match his soul. “Taking better care of himself” could have only been fixing that soul of his.
I know other billionaires are super duper evil too, with fettid insides. I’m saying that’s just how much worse his is. The things he wants to do to humanity are top tier, once-every-few-generation horrors. They are so bad, other rich people, thiel not included, just can’t keep up.
Rumor has it he tries all the anti-aging experimental stuff, and of course that would take a toll.
Ironic.
I heard jumping in a swimming pool with a toaster stops you from aging.
Has to be plugged in though
I love watching the anti aging grift the billionaires spend their money on. You can’t fight age but you can age healithily. That requires a healthy diet, exercise and stretching which is the one thing they won’t try.
I’m 99.9% sure you are right on this. Just to be sure, would anyone mind giving me a few billion dollars for a Brewster’s Millions type of experiment?
his shit rockets have barely made it off the fucking launchpad let alone even getting into space or near the moon. fucking loser.
I’d almost feel bad for him if he wasn’t such a massive piece of shit.
Money can absolutely buy happiness, but you have to be capable of feeling it. A trillion bucks would let anyone do amazing things that could make you incredibly happy.
However, the process of getting a trillion dollars requires that you’re an evil psychopath incapable of experiencing pleasure.
Money doesn’t buy happiness, at least not in a healthy long-term way. What it does do however is eliminate sources of unhappiness.
Just think about how much happiness you’d get from:
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Completely solving world hunger, single-handedly.
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Massive vaccine roll-outs to eradicate or nearly eradicate some of the worst diseases.
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Giving every single homeless person in the US a free house to live in.
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So much hookers and blow.
And after all that, you’d still be a billionaire. Just getting started.
Dude could be universally loved and become a living saint if he spent his money for good. Instead he’ll just be remembered as just another greedy pathetic rich asshole.
He cant solve world hunger, money isnt the problem, and liquidating the stocks to do that would wipe out the value of what his stocks are worth leaving not enough money anyway.
Its an incredibly complex problem.
He could likely do something about it in specific isolated western countries though.
Best I can do is:
- Hookers and blow
I’ll take it.
The world would also celebrate your existence, not despise you.
I think about this all the time. If he just built electrified trains everywhere in the world and ended world hunger, I wouldn’t even bat an eye if he also wanted to start a weird sex cult (with consenting adults). Chute dude, i’d probably sign up to incubate one of his sons.
Your handle/name made your last sentence even more amazing.
Solving world hunger would get you an endless parade of pussy.
You wouldn’t need hookers.
Bitches do be lovin food
lol
His dick dont werk tho
No one would need hookers everyone would be so well fed and happy and stress free that everyone would want to reproduce.
Fuck that. If I’m well fed and happy I’m going to want to keep rolling, not deal with some shitty screaming brat for years.
several billion more mouths to feed would start more problems
Legos and plastic kits!
You think anyone would feel any happiness for that if they are already a trillionare? he probably would be more worried about wasting his money.
If those people cared at all they would at least donate 1% of their income and donate more percentage as they get more money.
Thinking hookers are connected to happiness says no good things about you as a person, and I in no way mean that as a negative to sex workers.
What about blow?
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Yeah I agree, if I was a billionaire I’d be spending a lot of money on things that don’t just benefit myself, and I’d hope that’d make me happy at least a little bit. I think the not having happiness part comes from the hoarding part of it.
But you wouldn’t be a billionaire. There are people in the world that do good, they just don’t get as rich because they care about people
You’re probably right. I do wonder though if you could become a billionaire and outweigh the harm you have to do to become one once you achieve that marker but it’s certainly a tough question. Especially with no guarantee you’ll even make it to that height then you could become essentially evil for nothing. Plus who’s to say you don’t lose yourself in the process. The difference between a multimillionaire and a billionaire is certainly quite vast.
Exactly. I believe that becoming a billionaire is necessarily a symptom of some kind of mental illness because of what it takes to do so. Most people would be unwilling to do it.
Except he doesn’t have a trillion dollars. He’s got assets he can borrow against that he claims are worth that much and people believe him.
While true, he’s easily worth half that in accessible funds/loans.
Science says the money turns you into that, as well as them being more likely to get the money in the first place.
It literally destroys your brain. The alienation from real life, from friction, from thinking.
I can see that but, I’d rather have my brain destroyed by money than poverty. The constant hunt for your next meal or just a roof over your head. The constant anxiety for any kind of security at all.
Yeah I’ll take the money path thanks.
Oh, who are you inheriting from?
There have been studies done that suggested money can buy happiness but only to a certain extent. I think the cap was somewhere north of the upper middle class. Enough money where you didn’t ever really have to worry about bills or ever going broke, while also being able to travel and vacation several times a year.
Past that point increasing the amount of money didn’t increase the overall happiness of the person.
Is there a particular reason to think this is not really his mother? Or is the joke to simply assume that?
One time Elon posted about how he can’t be out of touch because his grandmother was poor, and his “mom” immediately replied and agreed with him, but it sounded like she was confusing his dad’s mom with her own mom, so everybody assumes Elon was posting as her and fucked it up.
Yes, i wondered the same. I don’t want to assume this is correct just because it fits into my worldview.
I did a bit of digging. This post is bullshit. There are multiple photos from the event and the cake around. And the account, as far as is can tell, is run by his mother.
Plenty of real stuff we can still hate him for though: the video game cheating, transphobia, epstein stuff, transphobia, doge, list goes on
The left and the right are NOT the same. Only one of them works at least in the general direction of a future that can work, for everyone.
But the level of lies, propaganda, deception, gaslighting absolutely is. Every single time I read something implausible, like this, and dig deeper, it turns out to be complete and utter BS, like some left mirror version of Trump. ALL of it.
Again, the lies are on the same level, not the policies.
This photo shows the exact opposite: A heartfelt congratulations post from a mother, a wonderful cake. Note how they decided to lie about this, even though they could easily have talked about the family relation that is NOT intact, his daughter. But no, they don’t want to talk about his daughter and how he treats her. They want to smear the mother-son relationship with lies.
And I would also point out that criminals who have not yet been convicted by a court (and never may be in this case, different problem) have the same right to a great birthday party with loving family as everybody else.
have the same right to a great birthday party with loving family as everybody else.
Of course they have the “right”. That doesn’t mean anyone has to support it.
But, yes, there are plenty of true reasons to hate and mock this asshole without making shit up.
Aye. Poor critical thinking is a human trait, not a partisan one.
Flip a coin. She looks evil enough to love Elon.
She looks like the fucking joker.
Ngl fam. She looks like she’s about to skin 101 dalmatian puppies to make her coat.
Nah, just some indigenous workers who are under their emerald quota for the day. Dalmatians are so blasé.
Oh god. She has major “mom from futurama” vibes
She looks evil enough to skin a toddler alive because she needs a dinner napkin
Hide yo kids. Hide yo dalmations.
temu cruella deville south african version. she cant match Glenn close’s cruella.
Yeah. Yeah I’d go there though.
I’d kill her after, but I would.
is she his MOM?
He’s well known for having alt accounts so he can stroke his own ego
Never forget that Elon is such a colossal looser, that even Epstein, the most despicable piece of shit on earth, wanted absolutely nothing to do with him.
This is the type of special that Elon brings to the world.
It is not true that he wanted nothing to do with him. The mails shows that Musk did attend Epstein parties. He just had to beg one time for it though.
Loser is what Elon is, looser is for stool, also Elon. Carry on.
He could spell ‘loser’ correctly, can you?
I know how to spot them.
Edit: I couldn’t resist
I bet he fuckin can’t.
They probably can. But what are your sources Elon can do it? And in how many languages?
If you read her post with a female evil laughter after the read, it all makes sense.
Now jam a crap in it, you puke! slap
hes really happy birthdaying himself.
I see no friends and family in those pictures. Even his a.i. generated fantasies make him look like a loser.
(edit: fixed typo. Thanks, hperrin)
I may be sad, but I’ll never be former trillionaire stuck on the internet sad.
I live in a so-called progressive blue state that has a lot of Democrats. I see more and more of them driving new Teslas around. To me, all Tesla owners—especially those who purchased their vehicle in the last couple years—are just authoritarian Trump supporters. Prove me wrong.
I live in the south and just spent a week in the PNW. While the lack of lifted trucks was nice, there wereso many damn Cybertucks and model Ys. I rarely see a CT here but they were everywhere out there. It was wild. Beautiful place though.
Wow. That’s sad.
