Oh yea? I cast THE GAME
I cast Mind anti-virus

You fool! I’m always aware!
You can see your own nose at all times, you mind just blanks it out
I cast defensive counter spell… practicing box breathing and mindfulness.
Power word: Om
If i scroll fast enough I can resist the spell
Thanks, you saved me from spending a bunch of money on yoga classes
By switching to Geico?
Happy tongue awareness day!
Isn’t being aware of your own breathing like a stress management technique?
Why are you helping me?

Me, lifetime asthmatic: Well, duh, I’m constantly aware of my own breathing.
Same bro
You are aware of the weight of your jaw.
And why can’t you find a comfortable place for your tongue?
I cast you notice an itch on your body somewhere
Right between the shoulder blades
I just stop breathing. Checkmat
That’s no curse, it’s important for self regulation, or co-regulation of you’re with someone close by.
That makes it real good to focus on my box breathing and yoga excercises.







