• enkers
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      The lives of my children are important

      *eyes rising global average temperature*

      You keep using that phrase, I do not think it means what you think it means.

      • Neato
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        532 months ago

        Also what they’re saying:

        The lives of my children are [more] important [than yours]

        • @[email protected]
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          172 months ago

          That was my takeaway as well. “The lives of my children are so important to me, I decided to become part of the problem”

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      The “race to the bottom” by getting bigger and bigger cars (which should also be much more heavily taxed, but aren’t).

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        372 months ago

        Let’s make the cars much bigger then, so big that you can stand upright and walk through it! When they’re so big that it makes no sense for Joe Schmoe to drive it, let’s hire drivers for them. Since it makes no sense for every household to hire their own drivers, let’s pool all the houses in the neighbourhood to use the same Big Unit Suv. Since nobody needs to be in the same places at the same times, let’s run this Big Unit Suv on a schedule, where it’ll be at specific places in specific time frames. To speed it up a little, let’s redesign the doors to optimise for being able to get in and out quickly.

        I just invented a bus, didn’t I?

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          Attach a few of those “buses” (lol such a silly name) together in line. And this - train? I dunno - long thing of “buses”, is so big, we should keep people who aren’t using this “train” (I’ll workshop that, so weird) from getting too close, maybe it runs in a specific kind of lane of its own!

          I think this could work!

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          72 months ago

          Let’s give your Big Unit SUV its own special roads too. Then we could attach multiples of them together to be able to fit even more people in them. We could then run electrical wires over the special roads so they wouldn’t have to carry their own power source around.

          Nah, it could never be done.

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            32 months ago

            Nah, doesn’t sound too ridiculous. Now, if we could expect the Big Unit SUVs to never leave the special roads, we could, for instance, use a special design of road and special design of road-vehicle interface that makes the entire thing as efficient as possible. I heard that using a hard material like steel in both the road and the wheels is a good starting point, plus it has a ton of carrying capacity, so you can make a lot of weight rest on two narrow strips of the material. Also, if these Big Unit SUVs are gonna be chained up together forever, can we make it possible that people could walk from one Big Unit SUV to the next without leaving the chain of Big Unit SUVs?

      • MentalEdge
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        152 months ago

        Nono, bigger cars are used to transport more important things, they should be subsidised.

        The hit to society would be too great if we allowed all those fragile egos to shatter without their precious protective shells, consisting of multiple tons of gas-guzzling steel.

    • @[email protected]
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      212 months ago

      inb4 she runs over her own kids on the driveway because she can’t see them over the hood of that thing. (hopefully not though!)

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    932 months ago

    If anyone doesn’t know Adam Something, his YouTube channel is fantastic. He frequently takes billionaire transportation dreams, breaks down why they’re stupid and impossible, then suggests some alterations to make it more practical. And the alterations inevitably turn it into a train.

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    382 months ago

    Nothing screams safe like a solid unibody chassis with no crumple zones, a high center of gravity, terrible visibility and an ride height that forces pedestrians under the wheels in an impact. safe

      • @[email protected]
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        72 months ago

        Also jokes on you, the levitation technology used is described as cracking apart the ground as it moves, and would likely do far worse to a human body than regular ass wheels would.

    • @[email protected]
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      62 months ago

      Tanks are pretty noticable to be fair. Pretty sure if I saw one on my block heading towards me I would see it.

      • @[email protected]
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        42 months ago

        But would you have time to move out of its way when it is traveling 60+ mph on the suburban stroads?

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    Anyone know how I can obtain an MRAP? I don’t trust these Yukon drivers and my kids are too important

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    202 months ago

    At least the the repulsor has an eco-friendly power plant lit with the sacred flames of mars. Honestly better than a diesel.

  • @[email protected]
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    92 months ago

    Tbf I’ve had three cars totaled in accidents that were the other guys’ fault, I’d consider it.