Stole $16 million from my buddy and got kicked off the team
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That’s what I’m fuckin talking about
Got bullied a lot. Stopped showing up to practice.
that sucks DM me their names so I can go beat them up for you
I was pretty uncoordinated and excluded a lot.
Okay DM me their names and I’ll add them to my “to beat up for pickin on my friends” list
It had baseball in it
Blocked.
Blockeder.
9/11
Never forget
It was a huge disappointment compared to my highly successful basketball career.
Hell yeah bud!
My dad didn’t let me try out for the team my freshman because he still resented getting cut despite have to play catcher for the entire tryout week, never getting to even bat. In his defense, i was terrible in little league, and he let me join the lacrosse team instead, which i really enjoyed.
Fun side story, but did you know that Hugo Chavez threw out the first pitch at Shea Stadium once?
I like lacrosse too, I just wish it wasn’t so bougie and full of shitheads.
Yeah, it was fun and i was in such great shape from all that running in highschool. My jaw still pops from when i got cross-checked in the face 12 years ago.
Baseball will always remain my passion though. Pro lacrosse just never did it dor me
I couldn’t catch for shit. Also I hated baseball.
Blocked
I’m a very bad employee
so am i my manager had to stop me from reading comics in the dugout
i am angel hernandez
What’s it like to singlehandedly reversed all the progress the blind community has made in the past 50 years?
I’m Enrico Palazzo
I played baseball for several years, but finally decided to give it up to pursue karate full time.
Kickin ass either way, I like it!
The highest compliment I ever got in baseball was ‘good eye’ which is what they tell all the kids who suck
Lemme guess: You played left field?
Left Field/Designated Grass Picker
Then look into local leagues and see if they need umpires
I can’t throw very far
just play short stop, furthest you gotta throw is first
I’m also bad at catching things
Then be an umpire there’s tons of careers in baseball
Okay. How do I get hired?
Look into local leagues and see if you can take the Umpire’s test
Can I open a bar in Boston instead.
Only if I can drink there free
Guess you could say… I struck out
fruh you can go again, you just gotta wait for your turn in the batting order
Wait, really?
gets out once
leaves
The umpire yelled “Yer outta here!” so I left
Poor aim and a low rate of fire.
…Oh, you meant in baseball? Not just as a fan of those Congressional games?
