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InevitableSwing [none/use name]@hexbear.net to cars@hexbear.netEnglish · 2 years ago

Cyberhaulin'

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Cyberhaulin'

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InevitableSwing [none/use name]@hexbear.net to cars@hexbear.netEnglish · 2 years ago
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In the face of relentless ridicule, CyberTruck owners are so intent on proving they can haul things that they’re going out of their way to find opportunities to haul things, and in the process they’re demonstrating that they do not know how to haul things, inviting more ridicule.

https://subium.com/profile/sorenspicknall.bsky.social/post/3l2t6bxfyvx2o

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  • jaywalker [they/them, any]@hexbear.net
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    One of the replies there called it an incEl Camino

    • AmericaDelendaEst [comrade/them]@hexbear.netBanned
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      Pack it up guys, this is it, there’s no better label for it

  • FlakesBongler [they/them]@hexbear.net
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    My absolute favorite thing

    There’s a gardening company that bought a Cybertruck and gave it the company wrap and everything, it’s fucking ugly

    They had to ditch it because they got stuck trying to reverse up someone’s driveway and basically broke the damn thing in half

    How do I know this?

    They were working on the rich house down the street from mine

    • Flyberius [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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      The car broke in half or the driveway? Hilarious either way

      • FlakesBongler [they/them]@hexbear.net
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        The truck!

  • SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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    Hey baby, like the truck? These mattresses are for you? Yeah there’s 5 of them, gonna fuck you five ways from Sunday smuglord

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    Ten 80s era Japanese compact pickup trucks surrounding a Cybertruck sitting on a couch. Someone should make that and X it at billionaire-tears

    • wtypstanaccount04 [he/him]@hexbear.netBanned
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      given the racist origins of the meme maybe melon-musk would actually read it

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    That’s a lot of mattresses for a virgin

    • peeonyou [he/him]@hexbear.net
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      he has a rather large basement

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        brow

        • peeonyou [he/him]@hexbear.net
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          more-likely-than-you-think

  • GrouchyGrouse [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    Demonstrating the off-road capabilities by driving my cybertruck on my lawn.

    • InevitableSwing [none/use name]@hexbear.netOP
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      If it’s recently rained a little - you’ve shown the Cyber can handle various terrain with ease. But you better dry it off quickly so you don’t get rust and water damage.

  • john_browns_beard [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    I don’t understand how people are so bad at hauling mattresses, or just securing a load in general. Ratchet straps are like $10 for two and a mattress of this size is at absolute minimum $300, the math isn’t hard.

    • AndJusticeForAll [none/use name]@hexbear.netBanned
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      That’s like 200 yards of linen.

      • Hestia [she/her, fae/faer]@hexbear.net
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        marx-hi

  • AmericaDelendaEst [comrade/them]@hexbear.netBanned
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    I need my truck for work, Jed

  • VILenin [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    Hauling unsecured loads to prove how manly the truckkk is amerikkka-clap

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    Don’t follow too close, bedbugs flying off those cheap old brown motel mattresses in clouds.

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    I’m not convinced that anyone actually buys a Cybertruck because they want an EV pickup truck for practical reasons. If you actually wanted an EV pickup truck, you would’ve already gotten a Rivian R1T, a Ford F-150 Lightning, or a Chevrolet Silverado EV.

  • Hello_Kitty_enjoyer [none/use name]@hexbear.netBanned
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    put a string around the mattresses and through the two backseat windows, why are crackers so dumb

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      I think the more correct answer though is laying them flat. Even if the cybercuck’s bed is too small to allow a mattress, which I would fully believe, the damage from tilting them would be pretty minimal. At the very least wayyyyyyy better than the results in THIS image

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    sydney mattress house

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