Sorry I’ve been offline for months
we federated, which is when you invite a lot of feds
That can’t be the reason, everyone here was already a fed
That’s just the first part of federation, once everybody’s a fed comes the e ration (it’s like a ration, but entirely made out of estrogen, ecstasy, or both)
Everyone knows im the only real liberal on this website, the rest of y’all are federated agents
Sorry I’ve been offline for months
https://hexbear.net/u/sooper_dooper_roofer
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Now I feel old.
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Still feeling old. Thanks.
oh god dammit
I also have this question. Except it seems to me like hexbear is full of liberals not reactionaries.
Yessssssss shoot em!
I also have this question. Except it seems to me like hexbear is full of liberals not reactionaries.
i would have guessed teenage libertarians based on the juvenile humor and strong coordination to derail liberal topic threads
Except it seems to me like hexbear is full of liberals not reactionaries.
Pam here!
Mods are STEMlord-brained morons who soyface at tech buzzwords still despite being communists as far as I know. Users think they’re all Nick Mullen when they’re all Adams except maybe 4 Stavs. The actually cool people on this site are all probably ossifying ourselves into cocoons of eternal slumber to sink away from this wretched world, realizing how we can’t counter the wokelib mind virus: COVID.
I have been here for over 2 years and I still don’t know what this hell this means
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Absolutely every named character in Hades could bed me.
Except Theseus.
Zagreus is a bi icon
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Looking forward to muscle mommy Nemesis in the sequel
Except Theseus.
I’d fuck theseus too whatever I’m not taking his bullshit personally
Idk how dusa’s gonna work but we’ll figure it out
solid bmf posting 
YOOOO WE GOT A BMF EMOJI!?
my brain was turned into a palatable dish of jello by this comment, thanks
Users think they’re all Nick Mullen when they’re all Adams
I am proud to be closer to Adam than Nick actually (Nick is hotter tho
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You should have made a new account for this post but it’s too late
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Sure they can, they just assume it’s a result of a nefarious fellow white who led the poor savages astray
oh lemmy/blahaj are two separate things. a lemmy is a small mammal. a blajah is a small shark. both cute, easy to confuse
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Sorry I’ve been offline for months
Could’ve been prison or institutions or work without internet.
The post history says otherwise ;)
We’re back on the frontlines of the posting wars. All of your training has led to this.
I’m one of those guys from Attack on Titan that get immediately murked on their first outing
Like hell you are. You’re a posting supersoldier. The weakest hexbear is worth a hundred libs. Wear your bans and comment removals as the badges of honor they are.
RECON CORPS SIR YOU FUCK WITH ONE YOU FUCK WITH ALL SIR
SEMPER FI HOOAH
why is this back on my front page, it has barely any comments and upvotes wth
Maybe a sudden spike
Its a CIA op to make sure nerds stay addicted to spending hours a day posting crap online.
