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Posadas [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 9 months ago

GUNTHER!!!

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GUNTHER!!!

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Posadas [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 9 months ago
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https://fxtwitter.com/GunterFehlinger/status/1837166520998236242

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  • dannoffs [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    Just when I thought I’d heard every possible take, Gunther comes out of fucking nowhere with the “Palestine is real and should be part of NATO”

    • Posadas [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.netOP
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      An asteroid could be hurtling towards earth and his first instinct will be calling for it to become a member of nato, and getting it incorporated into the Schengen area.

      • Red_Sunshine_Over_Florida [he/him]@hexbear.net
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        Freedom of movement for all bolides.

      • Collatz_problem [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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        Or balkanize it.

  • FunkyStuff [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    I LOVE GUNTHER! COMPLETELY INCOHERENT PLANS THAT WOULD JUST RESULT IN WANTON DESTRUCTION ARE AWESOME!

    • REEEEvolution@lemmygrad.mlBanned from community
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      His mind is a piece of art.

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        • FALGSConaut [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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          is-this is this one of Gunther’s maps?

          • REEEEvolution@lemmygrad.mlBanned from community
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            Every city a independent state. Perfection.

    • dannoffs [he/him]@hexbear.net
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      Complete tangent but, in highschool during a literature class, one of my classmates was reading a passage from the textbook outloud and pronounced “wanton carnality” as “wonton carnality” and the teacher laughed for like 5 straight minutes.

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        wonton carnality

        Would

  • LaGG_3 [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    Balkanize everything and bring it into NATO and the Eurozone gunther-fear

  • Ram_The_Manparts [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    God I love this man’s brain chefs-kiss

  • PaulSmackage [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    Gunther’s ideology is the angel-biblical of politics.

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    That NATO/Palestine pin is absolutely fucking cursed

    • WIIHAPPYFEW [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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      Average American socdem

  • EstraDoll [she/her, he/him]@hexbear.net
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    “ChatGPT, solve the Israel-Palestine conflict for me”

  • thethirdgracchi [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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    Would that mean Palestine can Article 5 Israel? Pretty lit. God tier posting right here.

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      Not necessarily. If they’re both in NATO, nothing happens if a conflict breaks out. If I remember correctly, Turkey and Greece had a few small scale conflicts a few years ago that nearly spiralled into war, but neither could call article 5 because they were both NATO members.

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        Turkey flatout invaded Cyprus and nothing happened.

      • thethirdgracchi [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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        sicko-wistful

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    Gunther never promises to be boring. I’ll give him that and nothing more.

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    This would almost work except for no one anywhere wanting this

  • PorkrollPosadist [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.netM
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    I was wondering what this character was up to

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    Still a better solution than what the US is working tirelessly on

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    his brain is perfectly smooth, you could use it to calibrate instruments

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      his brain is perfectly smooth, you could use it to calibrate instruments

      Calipers kelly

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    I admit that is better than constant war.

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    these are the people who dare to call communists utopian

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