how did anyone even come up with the idea of boofing coffee? it’s so obviously a bad idea… can’t too much caffeine cause gastrointestinal problems even when consumed the normal way?
I recently learned about this practice from the netflix miniseries Apple Cider Vinegar. pretty good show about alternative medicine social media grifters
One of the Kelloggs was a puritan freak who thought that physiological imbalance was equal to metaphysical sin, so drinking hot coffee to heat and stimulate your body was a crime before God. He also invented a machine that blasted multiple gallons per minute of yogurt up your ass, notably used by Thomas Edison and President Taft. The same guy popularized circumcision as a preventative to masturbation and dedicated the last 30 years of his life to eugenics and segregation.
a machine that blasted multiple gallons per minute of yogurt up your ass
not in a sexual way, though. that would be sinful. just completely non-sexually trying to get my buddies and customers buttpregnant with giant loads of cream. for health
how did anyone even come up with the idea of boofing coffee? it’s so obviously a bad idea… can’t too much caffeine cause gastrointestinal problems even when consumed the normal way?
I recently learned about this practice from the netflix miniseries Apple Cider Vinegar. pretty good show about alternative medicine social media grifters
One of the Kelloggs was a puritan freak who thought that physiological imbalance was equal to metaphysical sin, so drinking hot coffee to heat and stimulate your body was a crime before God. He also invented a machine that blasted multiple gallons per minute of yogurt up your ass, notably used by Thomas Edison and President Taft. The same guy popularized circumcision as a preventative to masturbation and dedicated the last 30 years of his life to eugenics and segregation.
Takes all kinds.
not in a sexual way, though. that would be sinful. just completely non-sexually trying to get my buddies and customers buttpregnant with giant loads of cream. for health
Wait, what? An early 20th century futanari/fucking machine? Where get?