Are you stinky by choice or is it natural for your species?

Who?

Do you drop darts on cops sometimes or is it always dirt?

Are you an indoor or outdoor owl?

Hoohoo or hoothoot?

Do you type with your talons, wings, beak, or all three?

Hoo hoo hoot hooter hoo hooty hooooooooty hoo?

I’ll dip YOU in gravy

Do you have rat bones in your feces

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So owl pellets…taste better or worse than when it went down?

How are you feeling?

Stinky?

Are you really an owl, or a human in an owl costume?