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Donald Trump signs order to 'make America's showers great again'

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Donald Trump signs order to 'make America's showers great again'

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news@hexbear.netEnglish · 19 days ago

The US president says he wants to "take care of my beautiful hair" as he eases water flow rules.

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Just signed an order to Make America’s Showers Great Again! No more weak and worthless water flow - my hair deserves the best! Biden’s low-pressure rules were a total disaster. Now, showers will be strong, powerful, and patriotic! Let it rain, folks!

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