Guard #1: “Lunch menu text. I’m gonna have the Lobster Tempura Truffle Amazu Ponzu with red onion, cilantro, serrano peppers, and sweet rice vinegar.”
Guard #2: “Put your phone away. And get that smile out of your voice. We got a torture session in five minutes.”
Guard #1: “Oh. It was pushed up an hour?”
Guard #2: “Yeah. I wonder about you, bro. Where’s your head at? We’re doing important work here. Also - quite frankly - the chief’s Japanese food game is two star. At best. Are your taste buds broken?”
They’re doing they’re their morning rounds.
Guard #1: “Wow!”
Guard #2: “What?”
Guard #1: “Lunch menu text. I’m gonna have the Lobster Tempura Truffle Amazu Ponzu with red onion, cilantro, serrano peppers, and sweet rice vinegar.”
Guard #2: “Put your phone away. And get that smile out of your voice. We got a torture session in five minutes.”
Guard #1: “Oh. It was pushed up an hour?”
Guard #2: “Yeah. I wonder about you, bro. Where’s your head at? We’re doing important work here. Also - quite frankly - the chief’s Japanese food game is two star. At best. Are your taste buds broken?”