I wish DC reporters were normal and had a working sense of humor. Somebody needs to yell to the press secretary or to Trump himself - “Why are you stealing terrible fashy ideas from the Brits?” None of them would ever do it. But imagine if by some miracle I moved the lathe enough. If I John Malkovich’ed one of them to actually do it - they’d be quickly fired. Maybe even that day.
They’re all soulless, empty-eyed human husks. Like ace access journo-slash-automaton Peter Baker…
Oh look, the US is adopting our fascist policies instead of the other way around for once. How novel!

I wish DC reporters were normal and had a working sense of humor. Somebody needs to yell to the press secretary or to Trump himself - “Why are you stealing terrible fashy ideas from the Brits?” None of them would ever do it. But imagine if by some miracle I moved the lathe enough. If I John Malkovich’ed one of them to actually do it - they’d be quickly fired. Maybe even that day.
They’re all soulless, empty-eyed human husks. Like ace access journo-slash-automaton Peter Baker…