• InevitableSwing [none/use name]@hexbear.netOP
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      I wish DC reporters were normal and had a working sense of humor. Somebody needs to yell to the press secretary or to Trump himself - “Why are you stealing terrible fashy ideas from the Brits?” None of them would ever do it. But imagine if by some miracle I moved the lathe enough. If I John Malkovich’ed one of them to actually do it - they’d be quickly fired. Maybe even that day.

      They’re all soulless, empty-eyed human husks. Like ace access journo-slash-automaton Peter Baker…

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    4 days ago

    I gotta get me a Cypriot air bnb and call it “The Prison” and collect bank from the government for giving people a vacation for a few weeks

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      “Mr. President - you said it was urgent…”

      “I got a brand-new my idea for a prison. Big my idea. Nobody told me. My idea. It was all my idea. Show me where SCI-pri-ot is on the map. I know a guy.”

      -–

      Ninja edit. I kind of made myself sad. Now I wish sci-pri (short for sci-priot) was a sci-fi sub-genre.

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      Have some brutal looking space you can do staged pictures and videos in