Hate posting a shitter ss
Expert difficulty: it’s also cold and raining outside. There’s no food or coffee available once you get up, you have to go to the store.
“I lost the escape room, but I started a hunger strike to protest… I dunno, pick something for me.”
I am sometimes amazed at the lengths I will go to make sure I have coffee in the morning. Like to the point I act like a responsible adult. Last week I actually bought groceries BEFORE I ran out cuz I was running low on coffee.
Caffeine is the only positive codependent addiction ever recorded.
Clearly youve never heard of cocaine. Look at what it did for imperialism!
Pro difficulty: your tears have gone cold, and you’re wondering why
*tea’s
WHAT THE FUCK
how have I misheard this lyric all my life
I’m playing right now, wish me luck
Did you make it in time?
I did, actually. Thanks for checking!
…to work.
That’s what makes it high difficulty and I work in the next room.Advanced Difficulty: You have to use the whole word “you” instead of a single letter.
What r you, my mom?
Nightmare difficulty: there are cats on you.
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Ok, that’s impossible.
You can afford a comfortable bed?
No I’m just young enough that not everything is uncomfortable yet
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I like how Mr. Health Advice over here just casually throws in “masturbate” to his long list of exercise routines.
It’s good cardio!
If nothing else lift heavy things off the ground like with deadlifts.
You got the spirit, but everyone - do NOT do this if you’re extremely out shape or don’t know proper form. Lift with your legs first and only.
Of all the possible exercises to start with, deadlifting is by far the most likely to permanently damage your back. If you need to start small, start with core and trunk exercises like crunches and squats.
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nothing happened because I was reasonable and took everything slow.
That’s fair! It does all come down to taking things slow
(Edit - but squats without weights are definitely safer than deadlifts)
