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Obligatory fuck Steve Harvey comment
The man is a total asshole.
Really? Hadn’t heard.
It’s weird how many people aren’t aware since this constantly gets brought up, but most people aren’t I guess.
But yeah, hates lgbt, anti-choice, backed Trump…
WTH. What’s up with these phony bastards?
Why do you think he’s be8ng phony? Why did you think he isn’t those things?
If Books Could Kill podcast did an episode, if you’re interested:
Complete piece of shit, yeah
Ship’s phasers delivered a space baby once.
It’s a scifi show, everything is a medical device. Palm beacons, phasers, nanoprobes, warp plasma, whatever tupperware casserole bowl Spock wore as a beltbuckle while his brain was missing. Its all fair game.
McCoy used one to heat up some rocks to keep an incapacitated Kirk warm.
They did that several times in TNG
They did it in DS9 and I think Enterprise and Voyager too!
Kirk sure gets incapacitated a lot.
Is that what we’re calling it now?
In real like most things can be medical devices.
Knives, rope, sticks, heated metal, paper bags, pens, and random clothing all come to the top of my head as things on hand used for improvised medical devices from tourniquets to braces to that thing where they have to poke a hole in your neck so you can breathe. An accurate phaser could be both the knife and the heated metal if what is cut needs cauterized!
“Everyone was being possessed. Patients successfully treated.”
Technically true
Set Steve Harveys to stunned
Ah, a graduate from the Federation School of Equine Health.
Shaxs and Dr. T’Ana: Good answer, good answer!
*Proceed to have roleplaying sex on top of patient.
Best last moments ever
Christie Noem liked that.
Top answers:
- Phasers
- Holographic lungs
- Hypospray or something idk
For number 3: Acetocholine. Always. Except in a minority of cases, Triox.
I never thought about this before but when you go on a game show you probably sign away any hope of suing them for your rightly-owed winnings when you get the answer right but they tell you you’re wrong. I guess on FF there isn’t really a concept of “right.” Just “survey says…!”
Ah, yes, the obvious Tuvix solution … (but Janeway didn’t want to sacrifice the orchid so she waited for another solution).
We do a little eugenics
I mean…
Stunning is a form of anesthetics, isn’t it?
phasers unruly patient
What? Oh chill the fuck out, it’s on stun.
[checks phaser settings]
“Oh shit”
Anyways, that’s why I’m not allowed to practice medicine anymore.
Cap’n Janeway…?
She would use it to heal other people from her lack of coffee. It prob wouldn’t work but you never know if the next one will be the one.
