new jersey in shambles
facts
amerika ask whether italians are white, but italy asks whether whites are italian

✋ oooooh! madonn! 🫵 the fuck☝️ outta here 👉. i 🤌 feel like ive been stabbed in the heart 💪🔪❤️ how much insult can one man take? 🤟 this 🫸🤏 calls for mezzogiorno style traditional conflict resolution 😎💣 commendatori! ✝️🙌
By the time the italian government would have processed even 10% of those applications everyone else in queue would have been already dead. It used to be a protip to sue the italian government to get the application to move along faster.
This is the exact opposite of what happened in Canada last year. If any of yall have Canadian ancestry, bill C-3 automatically granted you citizenship. You just have to prove the lineage and they’ll send you your documentation
Wait how close of lineage
Literally any. For me it was a great grandparent. I’ve never even been to Canada but I’m a full citizen now (and they recognize dual citizenships, plus no taxes inherently unless you work in the country so there’s really no downside). But I’ve spoken to people who could track down ancestors who were British subjects in Canada before Canadian independence, and so long as you can show a paper trail, it counts. Only applies to those born before Dec 15th, 2025 but I think that everyone here clears that bar lol
mamma mia!
Well, there goes one of my escape plans even more (too distant to actually qualify lmao.)
Lmao

Doesn’t this also fuck you up if your kid is born outside of Italy? Like if you are an Italian couple and you happen to have a kid while living in Japan, then that kid has no citizenship anywhere? Am I misunderstanding this?
No that’s not the case, if either of your parents only has Italian citizenship then you get it by descent always. It’s only if neither parent has sole italianship and you are born abroad that you lose it. So the kid born it japan would have Italian citizenship unless one of the parents had japanese citizenship in which case they would have that instead
I actually knew quite a few Salvadorans that did that













