A source sent me this photo of Kash Patel’s customized Nike’s. The shoes feature…
a number 9 (Patel is the 9th FBI director)
a Punisher skull (a vigilante killer from Marvel Comics)
his personal logo (K$H).
The backs of the shoes show the FBI motto: “Fidelity, Bravery, Integrity”.
Patel was photographed wearing them at an FBI Academy event that featured UFC fighters.
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i’m actually just surprised to learn there’s only been 9 fbi directors
J. Edgar Hoover was Director of the FBI for a long-ass time (clung to that shit until he died in office)
Along with Hoover being in there forever - democrats always seem to “rubberstamp” the GOP director that’s already there instead of replacing them. I think I read once every director has been a republican.
You are correct. I looked it up and there are 9 confirmed FBI directors and they’ve all been Republicans. There were two “acting” FBI directors who were Democrats that served between confirmed directors for 8 and 71 days. That’s it.
The concept of the deep state isn’t entirely baseless.
Americans hate the idea of term limits for every office that actually matters.
Meh. Term limits are anti democratic. Not being able to vote for your preferred leader because they already had their turn is the opposite of democracy.
Wow, that’s actually impressively awful
So Ralph got weird sneakers. Who cares?
He’s protecting himself against those florsheims
Firstly, it’s funny and sad that the FBI created their motto as a backronym.
Secondly and more importantly, I cannot respect anyone, especially a fucking pig, who gets custom sneakers but does not base them on the SWAT model with puncture resistant soles and reinforced toe caps.
Do you think someone like kitty kash throws the punisher logo on his fbi corporate tie-in shoes because he/someone knows it’s what the chuds want or does he, the director or the fbi, see the punisher and think
I think he likes the Punisher because in his mind the Punisher is a super-badass and Kash thinks he is too. Now I wonder if Kash is a gun guy and he has like 15 that are gold-plated or whatever. Or if he has none.
I hope its none I don’t trust him with a gun.
edit: except at work. I think its very important that the FBI director assert dominance by practicing quick draw tricks and that fun twirly trick in the office common areas more or less constantly. He should have a special doctors note that lets him keep his early gen sig.
quick draw
Maybe he is a gun guy because I can see that in Technicolor.
I’m gonna show you something. Don’t worry. It’s not loaded…
Is he 9?
Black, yellow, white - coooooooooooooool awesome-sauce-nesssssssssssss!
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I have no idea how to do an accurate impression of a kid. I hope I was close.
6-7!
That’s all I got.
Somehow he isn’t even in the top 10 worst shoes in the admin if only because everyone else is wearing those ugly ass oversized dress shoes Trump bought for them that they’re afraid to not wear
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