He’s a total nut but I can’t tell what’s real and what’s performance with that guy. In some alternate universe not only is Trump a Broadway producer - Jones is his favorite actor to cast.
I could totally see an Alex Jones as a jolly baritone in a Gilbert & Sullivan show in the most schmaltzy Trump production.
I am the very model of a paranoid conspiracist
I speak to my audience ideas bigoted and so racist
Crisis actors at Sandy Hook were there because of a tautology
And the frogs are turning gay because of wokeness ideology…
We need to write this musical…
How were you envisioning that the last two lines get squeezed into the meter? The second line works with audience as two syllables (/ˈɔ.djəns/) but I couldn’t figure out the last two. A possible rework:
Crisis actors at Sandy Hook were there due to tautology
And frogs are turning gay because of wokeness ideology
Gilbert & Sullivan show
I’m going to pretend hard that they wrote stuff like this…
The friggin’ water
The water
The friggin’ water
The water
Is turning the frogs homoseeeeeeexuaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaal
“I’ll come at you like a cow eating a vegetable!” isn’t really the most intimidating threat. Cows can be a pretty dangerous animal especially bulls, but it isn’t their chompers that make them that way.
Reading this reminds me of the skit from Tommy Boy where Chris can’t do his dad’s line right and sounds like a fool. Stick Your Head Up a Butcher’s Ass
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
The comments are… Something. I think they’re incredible but I’m not American and don’t know anyone who would say shit like that. But the comments, daaaaang.
Watch out!
He’s going to fill his hand!
with what, more whiskey? fuck off alex you’re old news now lmao
isn’t he supposed to be super ultra bankrupt and didn’t the onion buy infowars or something?
No, the judge nixed the onion sale on nonsense grounds and allowed him to do some absolute bullshit restructuring so technically he doesn’t own anything so there’s nothing to take. He fully got away with it for now.
And these pigs want us to believe they’re being persecuted. They get away with EVERYTHING
