terrible post, great job 👍
Chuck Tingle been real quiet since this dropped
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Now THIS is badposting!
NSFW: not safe for war
but actually, this is smut. Consider yourself warned.
“Fuuuuuck keep pounding me” the Lincoln barely managed to gasp as it felt the impacts reverberating through its compartments. Lust building to a crescendo like a fire deep in its laundry room. It knew it couldn’t stay, it wouldn’t survive such an explosive climax. Its masochism knew no bounds, but if it stayed the night that would be it. it would never be able to experience such pleasure again. No more of the humiliation that made it feel so little and helpless for the first time in its life. Just an eternity of nothingness as its hull would rust away, a frame for coral reefs to grow on. It was a fate better than it deserved, but it just wasn’t ready yet. If this is what a Khorramshahr could do to it, it needed to experience a Dongfeng before its time was up.
Edit: FUCK I meant the Ford.
so… what do that dongfeng do?
Delivers a damn good dongin- on time, every time
awwright
Do they still do icepick lobotomies down at the Bedlam House?
Reported for wrong comm (this belongs in /c/theory)
The strait being a power bottom makes so much sense honestly
Dinosaur nectar
50 Shades of the Art of the Deal
“Ate like a starving romance character” really sounds like sometjong I’d write. I loce to give up on describing stuff and instead refer the reader to something similar. It’s funny. I also like to describe the music they should imagine while reading, cause its funny. You dknt just wanna hear that the skies darken and the spider army is arriving. You wanna hear 'the skies blacken like at rhe end of lord of the rings and a sick guitar tapping rings out over the hills which leads into a sick midtempo bolt thrower riff, the spider army is arriving ’
Being an author is easy:
Ok, imagine a better book than this one. Now imagine this book says what that one says.
All fiction can amd should be just a single card with ‘imagine a good story’ printed on it.
This is what Indie trrpg designers actually believe
And people prompting clankers
Niece!!
I don’t know if the fact that you didn’t even write this is worse or not.
